andyrichter
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9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 07:22 PM UTC
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9:30_Club"The security at 9:30 is known to be rough and aggressive. They are dressed in all black with multiple piercings. They are famous for confisicating drugs from patrons for their own personal use and having parties with other staff after concerts. This creates extra incentive for security to intimidate and bust patrons within the nightclub."
:D
jaguar
Joined: October 28, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 07:28 PM UTC
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;D ;D ;D ::)
Wonder who got busted out of the club and is now taking revenge?
What a load!
Shame I have to go out for awhile because this thread holds the promise of some exciting times.
Speaking of, I miss that blunt smoking Mos Def guy. He hasn't been around for ages.
andyrichter
Joined: September 17, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 07:32 PM UTC
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Disco Biscuits show?
sweetcell
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 07:35 PM UTC
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lol.
i just edited that out, let's see how long before someone adds it back…
edit: the user who added that "security" section goes by the name "Nightfly77".
azaghal1981
Joined: June 17, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 08:49 PM UTC
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Either a Cypress Hill or Disco Biscuits fan.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 08:50 PM UTC
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I wrote it
sweetcell
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:02 PM UTC
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Relaxer wrote:
I wrote it
nice try, but that passage wasn't nearly humorous/flippant/surreal enough to have been written by you.
Relaxer
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:06 PM UTC
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<sigh>
you're right, I just wanted to look like a big man
Relaxer
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:08 PM UTC
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"Wow, did you check out that passage that Relaxer wrote about 9:30 security? Outrageous! Unconventional! Handsome! There's a guy who knows no limits, who braves against the dying of the light. No comb could tame that tangle, no woman could save that soul."
Relaxer
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:08 PM UTC
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and I'd be all like

sweetcell
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:41 PM UTC
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if you're going to go all fantasy-like…

elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:47 PM UTC
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This entire thread brings the awesome.
thirsty moore
Joined: January 11, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 09:58 PM UTC
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Thatguy's a tall guy but I don't think he qualifies as a "they."
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 10:04 PM UTC
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How come I never get invited to these after parties?
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 10:11 PM UTC
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Cuz u r not staph.
vansmack
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 03, 2009 at 11:12 PM UTC
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ggw wrote:
Cuz u r not staph.
That hurts man. You know I'm the glue….
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 04, 2009 at 02:20 PM UTC
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So has this oft repeated tale earned urban legend status yet? Better get Mythbusters on the case then! What would have been better is require a citation for this latest entry. The last security wikipedia entry at least had some flair about with it's use of Draconian .
reggie
Joined: September 11, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 04, 2009 at 06:02 PM UTC
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where were these goons at the get up kids show when a bunch of crowd surfing teenagers shoulda got bounced?
Sir HC
Joined: August 31, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 04, 2009 at 06:21 PM UTC
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I know someone who uses the Nitefly77 name (or is it Nitefly78?). Would be too funny if it was him.
kosmo
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Re: 9:30 club security goons
November 04, 2009 at 06:44 PM UTC
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reggie wrote:
where were these goons at the get up kids show when a bunch of crowd surfing teenagers shoulda got bounced?
probably the ones who were doing the crowd surfing