elj
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Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 05:44 AM UTC
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…Eating Half a Bucket of Tater-Tots at Your Local Sushi Restaurant's Late-Night Karaoke Night, thereby totally ruining your diet? So much for those hopes of weighing 168 by March!!
DIET RUIN'D!!!!!!
sweetcell
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 05:53 AM UTC
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julian - banned from julian's america?!? where would he go then??
(and yes, a half bucket of tater-tots is grounds for JA banishment)
jaguar
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 07:17 AM UTC
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Why in the world would you ever go to a sushi restaurant for Tater-Tots, or eat Tater-Tots with sushi!?!?!? The thought of that is just baffeling!!!
This will cost you a pair of jade chop stix.
James Ford
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 01:02 PM UTC
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I'm guessing this post was inspired by a fair amount of alcohol consumption, and that's empty calories right there.
I weighed 142 when I was 26. I don't think I'll ever be as low as 168 ever again. Two tablespoons of Nutella on a bagel this morning aint gonna help.
imbecile
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 02:08 PM UTC
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Mmm, sticky rice. ..the real one.
godsshoeshine
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 03:08 PM UTC
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i weigh less than julian
killsaly
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 03:41 PM UTC
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I weigh less than most here probably.
elj
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 04:04 PM UTC
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James wrote:
I'm guessing this post was inspired by a fair amount of alcohol consumption, and that's empty calories right there.
Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.
sweetcell
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 04:17 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.
but lemme guess - prior to this karaoke extravaganza, your body image obsession ensured that you had nothing more than a diet coke and a tic tac all day. so you show up at this party, your empty stomach ensures that the two shots go straight to your head, and all of a sudden making love to a bucket of fried potato balls seems like a good idea…
elj
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Re: Here's To...
January 13, 2010 at 04:21 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Depends on your definition of fair amount. Two tequila shots with sprite zero.
but lemme guess - prior to this karaoke extravaganza, your body image obsession ensured that you had nothing more than a diet coke and a tic tac all day. so you show up at this party, your empty stomach ensures that the two shots go straight to your head, and all of a sudden making love to a bucket of fried potato balls seems like a good idea…
The "tic tac and diet coke" is an over-exaggeration, but the premise is right-ish.