sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: lobsters are red
February 26, 2010 at 02:03 AM UTC
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walkonby wrote:
but i don't have television . . . and what flavour boob lube? cherry, strawberry, or trail mix?
bacon
Julian, wrote:
No offense to walkie's parents, but who THE hell goes to Red Lobster. I mean, Jesus Christ, whatever happened to personal responsibility??
LOL. second-best post today.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: lobsters are red
February 26, 2010 at 02:48 AM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
No offense to walkie's parents, but who THE hell goes to Red Lobster. I mean, Jesus Christ, whatever happened to personal responsibility??
The same people who stop at cracker barrel to borrow audiobooks?
smakawhat
Joined: February 20, 2003 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 325
Re: lobsters are red
February 26, 2010 at 03:42 AM UTC
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let me… uh… put it succinctly as possible ..
there are no Red Lobster… franchises..
In Maine..
none
zero
zip
na da fuck ah.
If you eat there you are a fucking retard.
This concludes your educational enlightenment for the day…
walkonby
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Re: lobsters are red
February 26, 2010 at 01:47 PM UTC
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there are no poisonous snakes in maine either. how odd.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: lobsters are red
February 26, 2010 at 03:05 PM UTC
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smakawhat wrote:
let me… uh… put it succinctly as possible ..
there are no Red Lobster… franchises..
In Maine..
none
zero
zip
Dude, you can't even jack off in Maine without hitting some lobster slut in the eye. They're crawling all over Maine, so why would anyone need to go a Red Lobster? "Oh hey, let's go to Antarctica and buy some ice!" "Great idea etc etc" "Don't touch me"
However, there are far fewer feral lobsters roaming the mean streets of, say, Wisconsin, hence the market for the afore-mentioned seafood-oriented chain eating establishment.