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And then I laid a square dance tune on the decks.

we tried to get on the austin city limits line up sir . . . but apparently we're not, indie.

"I was like, 'sure, go ahead and repeal the artists' royalties tax exemption, cuz I just moved all my assets over here to Holland!  Suckers….' "

Nice pinky ring, Bono.

"I"m about to fist you, walkonby….get ready for it."

Vas wrote:
"I"m about to fist you, walkonby….get ready for it."

"oh bono . . . could you atleast roll up your sleeve first?  i hear walkies doesn't like brioni suits.  that is a brioni isn't it."

"[gasp] stop y'laughing [pant] I'm really [wheeze] having a heart attack [groan]"

drill baby, drill  ;D

Keep dancin' funny man.

Yo yo yo . . .I'm mc bono and I keeps it real . . .like my number 1 n-word . . .michael steele!  But seriosly mr.  president I think world peace should be a goal for all nations and on behalf of the edge adam and I larry I apologize for our last album

Oh boy, I'm gonna need back surgery after that move.

"Look, I've got puppet strings attached too!"

Just read this on a friend's FB profile. Haven't a clue if it's real or just some joke, nor do I care enough to bother researching.


"… bono is in hospital after falling off the stage at munich and hurting his back. I guess he was too close to the edge."

either that or he's hearing how much press brett michaels is getting and thought . . . "yeah, i need a good accident, people haven't been talking about me enough."  injuries is the new "promotional gold."

vansmack wrote:
Oh boy, I'm gonna need back surgery after that move.

Jag, that was the point of this quote.

Yes, he had back surgery on Friday.

"i am how lost ended.  i am the island . . . the edge is john locke . . . that drummer back there who doesn't say shit is jacob . . . and adam, well . . . who gives a shit about adam."