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Best band names that don't exist

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Best band names that don't exist December 18, 2003 at 05:11 PM UTC #
A grrl band fronted by a cronkite:

Shag & The Carpets

A geek band fronted by a grrl:

Polly & The Nominals
mankie
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 18, 2003 at 05:30 PM UTC #
Wilco…or is that just wishful thinking?
sonickteam2
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 18, 2003 at 06:30 PM UTC #
Originally posted by mankie:
Wilco…or is that just wishful thinking?
hahahaah

how about Wontco
broadkat
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 18, 2003 at 07:30 PM UTC #
bitch tits. definitely.
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 18, 2003 at 09:49 PM UTC #
The Rubber Hammers (2 meanings, duh!)
Jaguär
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 19, 2003 at 02:46 AM UTC #
The Deaf Mutes
keithstg
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 19, 2003 at 04:16 PM UTC #
Leon Lett

Conan the Destroyer

Flowers and Candy
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 19, 2003 at 04:46 PM UTC #
Originally posted by keithstg:

Conan the Destroyer

That would be like Comsat Angels. The rights already belong to some big-assed corporation.
thatguy
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 19, 2003 at 07:41 PM UTC #
my fake hair band name from when i was a kid:

pistol dawn

first album:

drink 'till midnight
Rhett Miller
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 19, 2003 at 07:51 PM UTC #
Eminems Balls in a Noose
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Re: Best band names that don't exist December 19, 2003 at 10:32 PM UTC #
Originally posted by thatguy:

pistol dawn
…Sounds like a George Romero zombie movie, either that, or Malibu Barbie's new roomie.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] Eminems Balls in a Noose
How about: Eminems Balls on a Moose
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 05, 2004 at 03:21 PM UTC #
A hair metal-revival band: The Heir Triggers
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 06, 2004 at 03:17 AM UTC #
Rankle Mankie
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 02:56 PM UTC #
a lesbian, alt-country band named, "Howdy! Life Pardner!"
bunnyman
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 07:20 PM UTC #
We used to have an imaginary band in college, Groaning Joan. We were the stuff of legend. ;)
imrotten
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 08:25 PM UTC #
I still like "Camryn Mannheim Steamroller"…….
sonickteam2
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 08:40 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Rankle Mankie
Mankie and the Hankie Pankies
sonickteam2
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 08:44 PM UTC #
i always thought a good name for one of those Linkin Park-esque bands who sing about teen frustration and not being cool and other sad shit like that , would be

Square Peg - it fits the whole image of not fitting!

it would have to be Skware Peg though. ;)
thirsty moore
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 09:12 PM UTC #
Basically any metal band could name themselves a medical term.

Distension
Artery
Contusion
Aorta
etc.
ggw
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Re: Best band names that don't exist January 20, 2004 at 09:28 PM UTC #
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Basically any metal band could name themselves a medical term.
Erectile Dysfunction?
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