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May is "National Masturbation Month"

Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 20, 2011 at 10:06 PM UTC #
Is that what all these Christian folks are referring to with all their "Rapture" talk?
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 20, 2011 at 10:09 PM UTC #
You know if the head of the IMF had realized this, it would've saved him a whole lot of trouble.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 21, 2011 at 01:28 AM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB…


Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.
sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 22608
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 21, 2011 at 08:09 PM UTC #
beetsnotbeats wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB…


Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.

well that gets my vote for POTW.
jaguar
Joined: October 28, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3869
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 21, 2011 at 10:43 PM UTC #
beetsnotbeats wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB…


Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.


With a screen name like yours, you better be careful what you post in here. 

Not a reference to your comment. Just your screen name.  ;)
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 24, 2011 at 04:34 PM UTC #
Masturbation month is for wankers…..
sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 24, 2011 at 04:41 PM UTC #
agreed.  "masturbation month" seems very self-serving.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 24, 2011 at 06:15 PM UTC #
Yeah the whole concept just seems so ejaculatory and covered in sperm.
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6500
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" May 24, 2011 at 06:17 PM UTC #
You talking about sweetcell?

Relaxer wrote:
Yeah the whole concept just seems so ejaculatory and covered in sperm.
walkonby
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" June 13, 2011 at 07:05 PM UTC #
phish

best weekend shows in a long while

i might have to admit liking merriweather now

steam

Seth Hurwitz
Joined: October 02, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1014
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" June 13, 2011 at 08:19 PM UTC #
uh-oh

I thought it was June
sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" June 13, 2011 at 08:59 PM UTC #
sorry, big guy.  you're going to have to wait another ten and a half months before you can get your wank on.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: May is "National Masturbation Month" June 13, 2011 at 09:10 PM UTC #
There ain't a calendar alive that can dictate when I give myself a round of applause.
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