U2 parking & logistics questions

So fancy car=small penis size, right?

ggw wrote:
Bono drives a Quattroporte.

google don't discriminate.

sweetcell wrote:
that's some classy reading ya got goin' there, james.

James wrote:
So fancy car=small penis size, right?

That's just something losers who drive beat-up old Saturns say to make themselves feel better.

and never judge by shoe size.  size twelve to fourteen shoe means nothing.  and that whole "base of your wrist to the tip of your middle finger" is a lie as well.

ggw wrote:
Bono drives a Quattroporte.

So he does have good taste in cars then. I hope it's the Sport

walkonby wrote:
and never judge by shoe size.  size twelve to fourteen shoe means nothing.  and that whole "base of your wrist to the tip of your middle finger" is a lie as well.

How do you know this?

FYI, TheDirector doesn't even own a car.

years of prior experience?

Frank wrote:

walkonby wrote:
and never judge by shoe size.  size twelve to fourteen shoe means nothing.  and that whole "base of your wrist to the tip of your middle finger" is a lie as well.

How do you know this?

Vas wrote:
years of prior experience?

Frank wrote:

walkonby wrote:
and never judge by shoe size.  size twelve to fourteen shoe means nothing.  and that whole "base of your wrist to the tip of your middle finger" is a lie as well.

How do you know this?

Oh…I was thinking that when he gets a bloke in his room he makes him try to put his knob in his own shoe or something like that.

And you mention this because?

sweetcell wrote:
FYI, TheDirector doesn't even own a car.

Which one is the director??  All these damn name changes  ;D

Sweetcell is clearly implying that The Director has no penis.

ggw wrote:
Sweetcell is clearly implying that The Director has no penis.

He doesn't post anymore either.

Hmmmm, wonder how posting here relates to one's size?

Yes, this is a set-up.

friends don't let friends stick their weiners in shoes.

Try preventing me from putting my tally-whacker in this one and I'll slice yours off!!!!

is that even safe for work?  oh my!

great, I just got fired

Yeah having sex with a shoe is pretty weird, even if it's a hot shoe
Now a sexy couch is a whole different story. I'll bang a velvet couch for dinner two times.

When I was a teenager, some perv parked along the side of the road (in a decent residential neighborhood) tried to get me to give him my shoe so he could whack off in it. You can just imagine my shock and disgust. There are some weird people out there.

James wrote:
You've made it pretty clear that to you technical proficiency is more important than songcraft when it comes to grading musicians.

Is the ability to give you a quick efficient orgasm also more important than the storyline when it comes to grading your wife as well?  :D

RatBastard wrote:

Mobius wrote:
U2 is a GREAT rock and roll band. . .among other things

They get away with Bono's BS b/c at the core they're unimpeachable . . .e.g. watching footage of Zoo TV today it looks completely retarded . . .but it was an amazing show . . .because the music fookin moves you, man . . .the spectacle is gravy

More like average run of the mill musicians.  Anyone of them is 100% interchangeable with any one of numerous session guys for the given instrument.  They would actually be better off if they got rid of Bone-Ho…

They are neither technically proficient nor do that have great 'songcraft'.  As far as the spouse goes, drop me a PM and I'll give your her cell number so you can make your mind up for yourself.