Which one of you clowns authored this article?

It's hard to think of anything that embodies the word "sophomoric" more than the author of that article. 
Yada wrote:
I prefer this.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/10/health/elderly-experts-share-life-advice-in-cornell-project.html




I liked this one:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/08/sunday-review/get-a-midlife.html