James Ford
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I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 23, 2012 at 04:57 PM UTC
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…when the question was answered for me.
I'm in my gym locker room and two guys are talking about the detriments of drinking. One said "I'm going to Shamrock Fest Saturday, and I have to drink at that. But I'm cutting way back after that, immediately."
hutch
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 23, 2012 at 05:18 PM UTC
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only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!
are you a "douchebag"?
slappy
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 23, 2012 at 06:40 PM UTC
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hutch wrote:
only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!
are you a "douchebag"?
'Axing' yourself?
Only douchebags use that crap.
James Ford
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 23, 2012 at 06:43 PM UTC
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There's a keystroke limit on how long the title of your thread can be. What I wanted to type couldn't quite fit. So I saved a letter by misspelling that word. ;)
slappy wrote:
hutch wrote:
only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!
are you a "douchebag"?
'Axing' yourself?
Only douchebags use that crap.
fatskippy
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 23, 2012 at 06:49 PM UTC
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Drunken Maryland rednecks running around in their lacrosse jerseys. Probably resembles the Preakness infield.
MindCage
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 23, 2012 at 07:56 PM UTC
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James wrote:
There's a keystroke limit on how long the title of your thread can be. What I wanted to type couldn't quite fit. So I saved a letter by misspelling that word. ;)
slappy wrote:
hutch wrote:
only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!
are you a "douchebag"?
'Axing' yourself?
Only douchebags use that crap.
So "I asked myself "what kinda of douchebag goes to Shamrock Fest on March 24?" wouldn't have worked better?
vansmack
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 26, 2012 at 09:31 PM UTC
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I only use Ask body spray.
eros
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 28, 2012 at 01:45 PM UTC
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Why did they not have it on the 17th? You know, the actual St. Patrick's day?
I also found it funny/ironic that the weather on the 17th was beautiful and the 24th was cold/gloomy/rainy.
James Ford
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 28, 2012 at 01:51 PM UTC
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My guess:
Irish themed bands (Dropkick Murphys and um, Gavin Degraw) can be booked for a 3/24 gig for a fraction of the cost of a 3/17 gig.
Combine that with the theory that douchebags are happy to have a Shamrock Fest any day of the year.
And it's win/win for all.
eros wrote:
Why did they not have it on the 17th? You know, the actual St. Patrick's day?
I also found it funny/ironic that the weather on the 17th was beautiful and the 24th was cold/gloomy/rainy.
HoyaSaxa03
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 28, 2012 at 05:20 PM UTC
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ggw
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 29, 2012 at 12:00 AM UTC
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I was axing myself, "what kind of douchebag hangs around the gym locker room listening in on other dudes' conversations?"
James Ford
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Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
March 29, 2012 at 12:36 AM UTC
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Very tight quarters, don't really have a choice. Especially when they talk so loud. Should i ax them to stfu?
ggw wrote:
I was axing myself, "what kind of douchebag hangs around the gym locker room listening in on other dudes' conversations?"