25 Douchiest Bars In DC

When I was single (which lasted about 3 months a couple of years ago) I choose bars based on how attractive the chicks who frequented the place were.  I think those places attract a lot of people others consider douchebags.  While not hipster douchebags because those guys don't really do well at those type of places but your general every day douchebag.  But I really didn't care.  Why should I?

I think a better list would be which bars have the hottest chicks.  As I am having my bachelor party in a month this information could be useful  ;D
atomicfront wrote:
When I was single (which lasted about 3 months a couple of years ago) I choose bars based on how attractive the chicks who frequented the place were.  I think those places attract a lot of people others consider douchebags.  While not hipster douchebags because those guys don't really do well at those type of places but your general every day douchebag.  But I really didn't care.  Why should I?

I think a better list would be which bars have the hottest chicks.  As I am having my bachelor party in a month this information could be useful  ;D



I'd say in DC the international women can be pretty smokin'… not sure what bar they go to…some of those on the list for sure like Citron
If it is any consolation, the Hotel's incompetent sound douches and their subpar system ruined the Hot Snakes show.


Well kind of. They still played well.


But I can promise you this. That was the absolute final time I set foot in that godforsaken anus of a rock and roll club.
Can we get this guy to replace the Red Room for the Blowtel?
I am not a big drinker but have heard that the upstairs bar at the Blowtel is decent.


Actually, I did go up there once when they were running late with doors downstairs and it was not bad.


But there is nothing redeeming about the concert space but this thread isn't about that.
DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
I'm here for the butt hurt


atomicfront wrote:
When I was single (which lasted about 3 months a couple of years ago) I choose bars based on how attractive the chicks who frequented the place were.  I think those places attract a lot of people others consider douchebags.  While not hipster douchebags because those guys don't really do well at those type of places but your general every day douchebag.  But I really didn't care.  Why should I?

I think a better list would be which bars have the hottest chicks.  As I am having my bachelor party in a month this information could be useful  ;D


The expensive ones.
MindCage wrote:
imbecile wrote:
Back to the list though.. why is TruOrleans on this list?  It's literally a block away from where I live and I've been there a number of times.  It's generally, a pretty standard restaurant which I've never seen people really go to for the bar scene.  It's not that good, yes, but it's not douchey either.   


Hmmmm…maybe YOU'RE the douche? ;) Just kidding.


Ha, touché.  What a bummer that would be.  I imagine being a douche is much like being a hipster, in that no one recognizes (or atleast acknowledges) it in themselves.