True Confession Time

Since Vansmack has admitted to being StubHub, I think it's only fair I reveal my true identity.

I'm actually "wonder kid" and "superstar" dj Avicii, responsible for the track "Levels" where I pasted in on top of my wicked trance beats an Etta James sample.  Funny thing is I've never been able to repeat that success on my laptop and the wicked Trance creation software I used for my first hit.

So I'm reaching out to you fellow EDM laptop warriors to help me create my next album.  You supply the sick beats, and throbbing synth samples.  And I might reward you with with prizes ranging from stickers and tote bags all the way up to press opportunities and official credits.
I KNEW IT!
kosmo wrote:
Since Vansmack has admitted to being StubHub, I think it's only fair I reveal my true identity.

I'm actually "wonder kid" and "superstar" dj Avicii, responsible for the track "Levels" where I pasted in on top of my wicked trance beats an Etta James sample.  Funny thing is I've never been able to repeat that success on my laptop and the wicked Trance creation software I used for my first hit.

So I'm reaching out to you fellow EDM laptop warriors to help me create my next album.  You supply the sick beats, and throbbing synth samples.  And I might reward you with with prizes ranging from stickers and tote bags all the way up to press opportunities and official credits.


Here's a bass line you can just copy and paste into your track "Oontz oontz oontz oontz"
Oh, and you can use that royalty free :)
Atomicfront is my gimmick account that I use to be a douchebag who is wrong about every single thing ever.
MindCage wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Since Vansmack has admitted to being StubHub, I think it's only fair I reveal my true identity.

I'm actually "wonder kid" and "superstar" dj Avicii, responsible for the track "Levels" where I pasted in on top of my wicked trance beats an Etta James sample.  Funny thing is I've never been able to repeat that success on my laptop and the wicked Trance creation software I used for my first hit.

So I'm reaching out to you fellow EDM laptop warriors to help me create my next album.  You supply the sick beats, and throbbing synth samples.  And I might reward you with with prizes ranging from stickers and tote bags all the way up to press opportunities and official credits.


Here's a bass line you can just copy and paste into your track "Oontz oontz oontz oontz"
MindCage wrote:
Oh, and you can use that royalty free :)


SWAG! - (that is what all the kidz are sayin' these days right?)
Relaxer wrote:
Atomicfront is my gimmick account that I use to be a douchebag who is wrong about every single thing ever.

No.

I am Atomicfront.
Walkie is Julian
DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
Relaxer wrote:
Atomicfront is my gimmick account that I use to be a douchebag who is wrong about every single thing ever.

No.

I am Atomicfront.


I'm also one the Sons and for the record  that Mumford is such a prima donna. I'm really tired of doing it his way, this whole tweeting and instragram shite is getting on my last nerve. And if I have switch instruments one more time in concert with sweaty Son, i'm going to start smashing stuff on stage.  And that "I Will Wait" song, were tired of it too…
i'm actually madgypsy.

only taller.
I lied…I'm the one dragging my mom to see Rufus Wainwright.  She wanted to see YLT :(
I'm one busy dude/object seeing as I'm also the pair of suspenders that dude in the Lumineers wears.  Does he not trust me enough to the job right, that he also wears a belt?  You should see the nasty things said about me  the suspender community, and the belts they just crack jokes at my expense.  How humiliating…  Next thing you know there will be a tumblr  or parody twitter account mocking me. Sheesh, elastic stretches, but I'm still young and snappy.
lagas wrote:
Walkie is Julian


walkie is obviously dupek
HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
lagas wrote:
Walkie is Julian


walkie is obviously dupek


well played
lagas wrote:
HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
lagas wrote:
Walkie is Julian


walkie is obviously dupek


well played


just stating the obvious…
kosmo wrote:
Since Vansmack has admitted to being StubHub, I think it's only fair I reveal my true identity.

I'm actually "wonder kid" and "superstar" dj Avicii, responsible for the track "Levels" where I pasted in on top of my wicked trance beats an Etta James sample.  Funny thing is I've never been able to repeat that success on my laptop and the wicked Trance creation software I used for my first hit.

So I'm reaching out to you fellow EDM laptop warriors to help me create my next album.  You supply the sick beats, and throbbing synth samples.  And I might reward you with with prizes ranging from stickers and tote bags all the way up to press opportunities and official credits.


yo, avicii, are you playing the first or second weekend of Ultra?  hopefully not the second as miami is trying to shut that whole thing down.  i don't know why anyone would think Ultra contains a bunch of kids on mind-altering drugs.
i find that to be an insult, no matter how you play it.  and this thread is a waste of me even typing in it.  there, that is my true confession.
yohansen5b wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Since Vansmack has admitted to being StubHub, I think it's only fair I reveal my true identity.

I'm actually "wonder kid" and "superstar" dj Avicii, responsible for the track "Levels" where I pasted in on top of my wicked trance beats an Etta James sample.  Funny thing is I've never been able to repeat that success on my laptop and the wicked Trance creation software I used for my first hit.

So I'm reaching out to you fellow EDM laptop warriors to help me create my next album.  You supply the sick beats, and throbbing synth samples.  And I might reward you with with prizes ranging from stickers and tote bags all the way up to press opportunities and official credits.


yo, avicii, are you playing the first or second weekend of Ultra?  hopefully not the second as miami is trying to shut that whole thing down.  i don't know why anyone would think Ultra contains a bunch of kids on mind-altering drugs.


I'm throwing down the beats for the kidz the first week, even got my own hotel for the event.  Suck it Skrillex….  In my country people know the difference between a pole and tree, must be our those excellent directions we provide in the flat packs.
kosmo wrote:
I'm throwing down the beats for the kidz the first week, even got my own hotel for the event.   Suck it Skrillex….   In my country people know the difference between a pole and tree, must be our those excellent directions we provide in the flat packs.


looks like you still have a gig!  don't forget to drop the bass, the kids love that shit.