Need help, trying to get an autograph for best friend's birthday

I really really want to get my best friend something special for her birthday.  She loves London Grammar, and they're playing the 9:30 on the 29th.  I'm trying to get something autographed by the band.  If you can help me out, I'll reward you handsomely.  Cash, labor, first born…whatever you want. 

I can't tell you how much I'd appreciate someone helping to make this happen. 

sgoldberg08 wrote:
I really really want to get my best friend something special for her birthday.  She loves London Grammar, and they're playing the 9:30 on the 29th.  I'm trying to get something autographed by the band.  If you can help me out, I'll reward you handsomely.  Cash, labor, first born…whatever you want. 

I can't tell you how much I'd appreciate someone helping to make this happen. 

if you are going to the show…talk to hutch
He has gotten many a sig just waiting after the show with a platter of vinyl in his hand

damn . . . I was hoping this was a bot spam, and we could get all crazy on this thread.

sgoldberg08 wrote:
I'll reward you handsomely.  Cash, labor, first born…whatever you want. 

So are you saying that you get all three, or do I have to pick one?

I know, which one, youll pick.

I could easily achieve this task for you, but I only accept payment in limbs. The glaring omission of "my left leg" from your list of payment options renders me unwilling to assist you.

first born: crap shoot….I mean a blond blue eyed white girl I'm sure would be worth something.  But in the end, too much overhead, time and changing diapers
Cash: pretty easy pick, but how much are we really talking here?
Labor: this is a gift that could keep on giving, you could also get cash and a first born out of this one

check out the big brains on brad.

Sidehatch wrote:
Labor: this is a gift that could keep on giving, you could also get cash and a first born out of this one

So you're basically going to require sgoldberg08 to whore themselves out and you pocket the cash and sell the child produced by the illicit union off into slavery?

Just once can we get through a day in this community without an international sex slave ring being proposed? JUST ONCE.

if that guy was around he'd probably have helped… i know he talked to peter hook one time cause i was standing outside…

there are a few diffferent strategies

1. get there really early so when they get there they reward your devotion
2. as they are going off stage stalk them/shout/ take your clothes off to get attention..wave the album around, yell please.. if they go off stage talk to the roadies
3. after show wait around… sometimes bands go to the bar downstairs..sometimes they go out front and talk between themselves…sometimes as they get into a limo/van to leave they will stop
4. every case is different and there are no guarantees….the 930 is not the easiest venue for autographs in my experience…

but if your friend is going with you not sure how you can do this?

I will do this for Arfin.

Julian, wrote:Just once can we get through a day in this community without an international sex slave ring being proposed? JUST ONCE.

not today, I'll do my best tomorrow
no wonder there is so little new boardies here…we just scare them away as they step through the door.

At least I didn't tell soandso to suck my rooster, so I'm good there

Sidehatch wrote:
At least I didn't tell soandso to suck my rooster, so I'm good there

THEY NEED TO LEARN.

you just know that the op . . . fucking hates us right now.

another approach that can work is to contact the band via social media ahead of time….

Yada wrote:
I will do this for Arfin.

I applaud your investigative skills, very impressive. But unfortunately my amazing dog is not on the table.

well . . . this just got a lot more, interesting.

To clarify a couple things: 

1. I actually am not going to the show.  That's why I was hoping to connect with someone with access to the band, like perhaps backstage before they go on.

2. If you were to choose cash, I was thinking around $100.  But who knows, I may be so appreciative in the moment that I might throw in a little extra.

If there's anything I'm proud of myself about in the Julian II era, its that I've inspired so many to research the email addresses of anyone new who shows up. You just know someone is calling this guy's law firm at some point today.  :D

Julian, wrote:
I could easily achieve this task for you, but I only accept payment in limbs. The glaring omission of "my left leg" from your list of payment options renders me unwilling to assist you.

If limbs is truly what you're after, I'd opt for the first born.