Real Boardies do "X_ _X"

have at it folks
and ur welcome
I haven't seen Real Boardies I thru IX so I'm worried I'm going to be lost. Is the plot easy to pick up if I jump in this late?
Is this like that joke thing?  Like "real boardies nail it"?  Did I do that right?
Real boardies don't get on the plane…they embark.
Like that?
real boardies boast of their BMI.
sweetcell wrote:
real boardies boast of their BMI.
No, we just openly mock those with unacceptable BMIs.
As well as those that feel BMI is an infallible indicator of good/poor health.
say things like : Its indefensibly absurd.
List shows that they've been to… Its indefensibly absurd to list shows you didn't attend
sweetcell wrote:
real boardies boast of their BMs.
"There it is. The perfect pencil."
If we had a Marlboro Man-esque type mascot – an icon of the idea traits we'd want in a boardie – what would it be like?
don't understand why people don't like them
wait patiently for the return of atomic…
^like I'm waiting for a case of herpes

that said, his contrarian attitude did create some interesting converstaions
It wasn't contrarian, it was trolling. Atomic did not genuinely believe any of the crap he said.
Atomic was awesome.  I am still bummed that I did not find him at the 2640 Neutral Milk Hotel show.
real old school boardies go to the Birchmere for the food.