Smoke a Super Bowl This Sunday

Peyton has had a good career but I'm looking forward to him literally being killed this Sunday.

This about sums it up

Based on the fat guy's growl, I'm predicting 31-17 Carolina

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I cannot fucking wait for this!

Relaxer wrote:
Peyton has had a good career but I'm looking forward to him literally being killed this Sunday.

This about sums it up

Based on the fat guy's growl, I'm predicting 31-17 Carolina

BOOK IT

I have often wondered if Tom Brady had a losing record in the playoffs, went 0-4 against his archrival in college, almost certainly used HGH, was one of the most notorious choke artists in the history of the sport, had committed sexual assaults that he paid out settlements for, and went on national television after a loss and called a teammate a "liquored up idiot" just how disliked he'd be.

But I guess people are right: being a class-act winner who was completely vindicated of the crime of "someone else underinflated a football – possibly – and you might have known about it" is way worse less likable than being Peyton "1 and 3 you taste so good" Manning.

I just said he's had a good career, jeez louise.

NFL career passing touchdown record: 509
Single season touchdown record (2013): 55
Most passing yards, season (2013): 5,477
Most games throwing for 300+ yards: 86
Most passing touchdowns in a single game (tied, 2013): 7
Most games with a passing rating higher than 105: 92
Most games with a perfect passer rating of 158.3: 5
Most seasons with 350+ completions: 9
Most games completing 80-percent passing: 16
Highest completion percentage in a postseason game with 450+ yards (2005): 81.8
Highest yards-per-game, season (2013): 342.31
Most seasons passing for 4,000+ yards: 13
Most consecutive seasons with 25+ touchdowns: 15
One of two quarterbacks to ever beat all 32 teams (along with Brett Favre)
First quarterback to beat 31 franchises: 2007

I'm not even a fan of his. Why am I doing this?

Relaxer wrote:
I just said he's had a good career, jeez louise.

I was going TAN and commenting on what a piece of human shit he is.