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chaz
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 04:58 PM UTC #
The problem with apples is there are so many kinds. Some I like very very much, and some I don't care for at all. I wonder what kind Baby Apple is named after. Breaburn? Granny Smith? Fuji?
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 05:46 PM UTC #
Originally posted by poorlulu:
and vansmack you know how i hate to disappoint you………..
I'll take you up on that.

June 11-13. Smackie: The Second Coming.
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 05:50 PM UTC #
Originally posted by sonickteam2:
4. I give Chris Martin about 3 years and he will become an alcoholic and she will leave him and take all his money and then he will hire Michael Douglas to kill her.
Ya know, I thought this too. I know you can't believe everything you read in the press, but last year, Martin became very irate at reporters when asked about marrying Paltrow. He said basically in no way shape or form were they about to me married. Two weeks later, they were announcing an apple turnover. With her staying home…dios mio
Guiny
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 06:17 PM UTC #
So I'm guessing you guys think Betha is a better name?
godsshoeshine
Joined: September 18, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 06:19 PM UTC #
apple is bad, yes. having 4 names is much much worse
mankie
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 06:21 PM UTC #
Originally posted by sonickteam2:
4. I give Chris Martin about 3 years and he will become an alcoholic and she will leave him and take all his money and then he will hire Michael Douglas to kill her.
Maybe not…I give it 16years when Apple will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Apple, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife….it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.
Random Citizen
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 06:27 PM UTC #
Or she'll become Paul McCartney's new wife…he'll be ready for a trade-in around then. ;)

Originally posted by Bollocks:
Maybe not…I give it 16years when Apple will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Apple, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife….it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.
grotty
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 06:40 PM UTC #
Stupid names are in vogue for celebrity offspring. She'd be worse off if they had named her something common.

Relatedly…How much longer do you think it'll be until we are subjected to the most highly anticipated record release ever:

Frances Bean Cobain ~ self-titled of course (stupid names = great record titles)

You just know that kid is already taking lessons and/or in the studio.
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 07:56 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rob_Gee_a.k.a _Guiny:
So I'm guessing you guys think Betha is a better name?
No, Kumquat is better.
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 08:03 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Maybe not…I give it 16years when Brooklyn will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Brooklyn, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife….it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.
Fico
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 08:06 PM UTC #
Go to www.coldplay.com a pop-up with a video of Coldplay as the "Nappies" quite funny…Chris Martin is agood rapper…
mankie
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Re: Apple May 17, 2004 at 08:24 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Maybe not…I give it 16years when Brooklyn will have major self-esteem issues for being born of two ugly, pasty skinny little runts that were fucked up enough to call her Brooklyn, so will hack them both to death with a bread knife….it won't make the news though because nobody will know who the hell they are in 16 years.
Brooklyn is a boy you knobhead.

Points for effort though!
poorlulu
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Re: Apple May 18, 2004 at 12:39 AM UTC #
Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by poorlulu:
and vansmack you know how i hate to disappoint you………..
I'll take you up on that.

June 11-13. Smackie: The Second Coming.
ooh goody

just in time to see our new apartment…………………
MaLo
Joined: July 29, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 670
Re: Apple May 18, 2004 at 12:58 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Brooklyn is a boy you knobhead.

Points for effort though!
my cousin named her daughter Brooklyn

i had a coworker who named her daughter Marathon…now i love running…but sheesh, what a horrible name
ratioci nation
Joined: November 22, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 18, 2004 at 01:06 PM UTC #
Originally posted by MaLo:
i had a coworker who named her daughter Marathon…now i love running…but sheesh, what a horrible name
sure it wasn't after the game?

<img src="http://members.aol.com/aovg/images/marathon2.gif" alt=" - " />
MaLo
Joined: July 29, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Apple May 18, 2004 at 02:54 PM UTC #
they were ultra-marathoners…so i think it was actually after the race distance
poorlulu
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Re: Apple May 18, 2004 at 03:30 PM UTC #
http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/2004/05/18/geenadavis/

wow at 48…………….

at least she didn't pull out the special names…………but i guess if you have kids at 48 the chances are they will already be a little special anyway……………
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