Exactly what it says on the tin!
TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Crashing Bore: The Hutch Story
From Argentina With Love
10000 Records, No Friends: One Man's Search For Meaning In Wax
Diarrhea of the Mouth: A Memoir
Oh, The 927 Sq Ft Houses I Have Seen!
The Unbearable Triteness of Hutch
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Tedium
I Derive My Self-Worth From Imaginary Internet Points . . . And I Vote!: the Story of the World's Oldest Millenial
95% Water, 4% Hair, 1% Hot Takes: How 150 Lbs Changed The Lives Of Everyone It Came Into Contact With (For The Worse)
The Subpar Gatsby
One Hundred Years Of Annoying
The Portrait Of The Artist As An Obnoxious Doofus
To Kill A 45
The Old Man And the Messageboard Who Ignored Him
Argentinian Pastoral: A Tale of Soccer, Salsa Music, and Sanctimony
In related news, 'Hatchimals,' one of the most popular holiday toys of 2016, have reportedly failed to ?hatch? for all customers leading to thousands of complaints since Christmas.
excontradiction wrote:If I ever write a book about Hutch, this is the exact overarcing metaphor I would use to explain him. Except the gift wouldn't have been popular. It would be one of those gifts no kids want whatsoever and only poor families turn up buying.
In related news, 'Hatchimals,' one of the most popular holiday toys of 2016, have reportedly failed to ?hatch? for all customers leading to thousands of complaints since Christmas.
Excellent find, sir.
Julian, wrote:
Argentinian Pastoral: A Tale of Soccer, Salsa Music, and Sanctimony
OK i get the need to be alliterative but salsa? Really?
I expected more
Actually many of the others are very good..too bad I have no interest in or reason to write an autobiography….the world will have to wait!
Don't you have to actually have accomplished something to write an autobiography? Otherwise who would want to read it?
When my dad was in Japan he wrote a book on a typewriter.. He then self-printed 5 copies with black hardback binding… I do not think anybody ever read it.. its about Japan… A few years ago I got a copy but I have not read it either… He wrote it for work but I'm pretty sure they did not read it either..
Maybe that is why I don't want to write a book…
When my dad was in Japan he wrote a book on a typewriter.. He then self-printed 5 copies with black hardback binding… I do not think anybody ever read it.. its about Japan… A few years ago I got a copy but I have not read it either… He wrote it for work but I'm pretty sure they did not read it either..
Maybe that is why I don't want to write a book…