The OFFICIAL Fashion Faux Pas Thread

If it is hot, then why would you want to cover your knees with extra fabric? 
Yada wrote:
I could see walky frolicking around the Shenandoah country club pools in this get up.

https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-swimmeralls?utm_campaign=toppageposts_reach&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=Instagram&utm_content=071817_mensswim_10prodvideo_swimmerall&utm_term=REACH
Oh my god, those are glorious…
Kemosabe wrote:
If it is hot, then why would you want to cover your knees with extra fabric?


OMG . . . I have 2 more inches of fabric and 2 pockets on my shorts.  I am, about to pass out from exhaustion.  I can't breathe.  Some,body save me.  Please god, make me some tight fitting above the knee shorts.  About . . . to . . . die. 
Yada wrote:
I could see walky frolicking around the Shenandoah country club pools in this get up.

https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/products/the-swimmeralls?utm_campaign=toppageposts_reach&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_source=Instagram&utm_content=071817_mensswim_10prodvideo_swimmerall&utm_term=REACH


I would last about two minutes out here in the country in those.  By "last", I mean they would be around my ankles, and I would be bent over.
herman wrote:
OMG . . . I have 2 more inches of fabric and 2 pockets on my shorts.  I am, about to pass out from exhaustion.  I can't breathe.  Some,body save me.  Please god, make me some tight fitting above the knee shorts.  About . . . to . . . die.
I look great in my tight fitting above the knee shorts…
and I look very fuckable, in my cargo shorts.  very.
herman wrote:
and I look very fuckable, in my cargo shorts.  very.
Pics? And fuckable and fashionable are not the same…
Yada wrote:



gurrrrl.
Kemosabe wrote:
herman wrote:
and I look very fuckable, in my cargo shorts.  very.
Pics? And fuckable and fashionable are not the same…


they aren't?  color me, spread open surprised.
Yada wrote:

The Ohio State tattoo really sells the ensemble.
Space wrote:
When I was in Italy very recently

is this the new 'at band camp'
geez dude.. what is with the cargo pants obsession? you don't look exactly James Bond in your pictures..
You are a creep. 
Is it possible i ask po ssi ble that short shorts may have gotten too short? I am seeing teen girls walking around with their parents with ass cheeks saying "howdy!"


Of course i am a pro and aint nothin gonna break up my stride o no i gotta keep on movin….
hutch wrote:
Is it possible i ask po ssi ble that short shorts may have gotten too short? I am seeing teen girls walking around with their parents with ass cheeks saying "howdy!"


Of course i am a pro and aint nothin gonna break up my stride o no i gotta keep on movin….


As the parent of a 10 year old future teenage girl, I'm going to say "yes."
Space wrote:
As the parent of a 10 year old future teenage girl,
God willing and the creek don't rise.
The twitter profile for @killsaly features a dude rocking cargo shorts.

I'm just sayin'