Rolling Compendium of Things Julian is Able to Confirm

one dog owner, in a bum fuck town in north Carolina . . . does one thing, one time, and it's a "nationwide, trend." 

god, I hate the new reality we live in.  yet, here I am, apart of it.  it must be, a trend.
WagnerMercenary wrote:

Putting Glitter on Your Dog’s Testicles is a Trend Now, Apparently
Can confirm. Boy, can I ever!
^ isn't that just a really roundabout way of getting glitter on a dog's tongue?
please confirm
sweetcell wrote:
i only have tattoos on my penis.


also, not an acceptable answer
"I have a tattoo of my penis on my penis"
WagnerMercenary wrote:
please confirm
sweetcell wrote:
i only have tattoos on my penis.


wrong thread.
WagnerMercenary wrote:
please confirm
sweetcell wrote:
i only have tattoos on my penis.


also, not an acceptable answer
"I have a tattoo of my penis on my penis"

In a related story
Penis injections at cash-only Alabama men’s clinic caused erection damage, lawsuits claim

“a heart attack of the penis.”

which caused Mr. Snell’s penis to be permanently bent at a 90-degree angle.”
Can you confirm you are one of the organizers of Fyre Festival LARP on Belle Isle?

Yes — a Fyre Festival LARP on Detroit's Belle Isle is being planned

https://www.metrotimes.com/the-scene/archives/2019/01/29/yes-a-fyre-festival-larp-on-detroits-belle-isle-is-apparently-really-going-to-happen

"I meant it to be a joke, to be honest," says Michelle Birawer of Harsh Tokes Booking. "It’s becoming its own thing without me releasing any information. It's becoming a social experiment, but a positive one!"
Can you confirm you were the DNR official that would "just straight deny the permit if applied for".  Thus making the LARP even more legitimate.

Detroit's Fyre Festival LARP already got banned from Belle Isle, is now even more like actual Fyre Festival


https://www.metrotimes.com/the-scene/archives/2019/01/30/detroits-fyre-festival-larp-already-got-banned-from-belle-isle-is-now-even-more-like-actual-fyre-festival


Shortly after speaking with Metro Times, Birawer's page had gone viral. It was only a matter of time until the DNR caught word of the event. Which they did.

"These are not the type of events we would consider," DNR's chief of southern field operations Scott A. Pratt told Metro Times via email. "But the person trying to organize this has yet to get into contact with anyone at the Belle Isle office or anyone else. She went ahead and put a date and time on Facebook and ran with it with no approvals from DNR staff."
^^ Incredible.
Julian, wrote:
^^ Incredible.

notice he neither confirmed nor denied involvement
WagnerMercenary wrote:
also, not an acceptable answer
"I have a tattoo of my penis on my penis"

incorrect. what could possibly be more awesome than a meta-penis??
sweetcell wrote:
WagnerMercenary wrote:
also, not an acceptable answer
"I have a tattoo of my penis on my penis"

incorrect. what could possibly be more awesome than a meta-penis??

a tattoo of a vagina on your penis

I have to imagine Julian is livid his threads are being cluttered with all the penis talk
WagnerMercenary wrote:
Julian, wrote:
^^ Incredible.

notice he neither confirmed nor denied involvement
Guys, I think it speaks for itself. Just ask yourself, “does this sound like a Julian For The Future event?”
WagnerMercenary wrote:
I have to imagine Julian is livid his threads are being cluttered with all the penis talk

nah, he's cool.
challenged wrote:
For me . . . calloused
Can confirm.
Julian, wrote:
challenged wrote:
For me . . . calloused
Can confirm.


>:(
Julian, wrote:
excontradiction wrote:
2,998


excontradiction wrote:
2,999


excontradiction wrote:
3,000
Can confirm, I am doing a new set of integer related pieces soon.
sweetcell wrote:
they did the moose dance!!!

can you confirm this? 
I'd like to see a gif of Sweets doing said dance too
Julian, wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
other than Gruff Rhys, Julian is unable to confirm that any of the bands on this terrible lineup actually exist. 
Can confirm (my inability to confirm).
Defamatory wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
they did the moose dance!!!

can you confirm this? 
I'd like to see a gif of Sweets doing said dance too
Cannot confirm.