Russian pill-bot appreciation thread

since bots posting about online pills appears to be a new and recurring feature of this board, i thought we should get with the times and learn to love our new overlords.

anyone have a favorite?  for my money, you can't beat Очень хочу пообщаться с молодым человеком - instant classic.

can't wait to see everyone's end-of-year "best of" lists!!!
also, i'm going to join ranks with current Administration and say, without proof and against the analysis of experts, that these bots are not russian.  Ukraine did it.  again.
Could be Indian.
agreed, there is a Sanskrit-like quality to the drivel.
One of them was definitely Moldova.  I clicked the link just to make sure.
ah-ha!

moldova = russia + ukraine… so they BOTH did it!!!
Two things.

I, blame Julian.

I, like turtles.
is anyone else feeling let down with the recent batch of bot-postings? (bot-droppings?)

they got us all worked up, excited about their offerings, and then… meh.  no more sanskrit.  no more multiple links.  hell, the postings are downright legible these days.  instead of cool OP names like Xn734@q, they're posted by John Smith.  yaaaaawn.

i can't help but draw parallels between this, and heilung (and, to a lesser degree, Pizza Underground who, let's face it, are a lesser band): big lead-up, lots of excitement, a big bang… and then huge drop-off.  i need a new drug.
sweetcell wrote:
i can't help but draw parallels between this, and heilung (and, to a lesser degree, Pizza Underground who, let's face it, are a lesser band): big lead-up, lots of excitement, a big bang… and then huge drop-off.  i need a new drug.

I see you’re wearing your Russian pill-bot’s hat…
hutch wrote:
I see you’re wearing your Russian pill-bot’s hat…

is that similar to the hat the pigeons were wearing in Vegas?
蝦皮商城 wrote:
hutch wrote:
I see you’re wearing your Russian pill-bot’s hat…

is that similar to the hat the pigeons were wearing in Vegas?

i audibly LOLed.
I must say these dating app posts are really making it a Good Friday
Dirty wrote:
I must say these dating app posts are really making it a Good Friday

until Kosmo takes them down :(
No SEO action on my watch!!!  No siree bob!! Even if they are hott