Wanted: Forum advice columnist

This Board seeks one advice columnist to start job immediately and provide advice on a myriad of issues of interest to forum members. These could include - but are not limited to- relationship issues, family issues, technical support, financial advice, health issues, beer, drugs, music, sex, biking, racism, transgender lingo, politics etc.

Boardies will post questions publicly on this thread for Dr. -name to be determined- to also respond to publicly here.

If interested apply here with your qualifications and a decision will be made by the end of next week.

Position is strictly pro Bono but sky is the limit and growth opportunities abound.
Guys, I’m not doing Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.*

* - I may do Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.
I haven't liked any of their albums since Achtung Baby, so at this point I'm not pro-Bono and am ok if the person hired is not as well.
Maybe this guy would do it.

Just wrote:
Position is strictly pro Bono

Ya lost me here, now if you said it was Pro-Yoko Ono or Pro-Sonny Bono well, then ya might have had me
but I can't support Paul David Hewson and his tireless attempt to rule the world
Being pro yolo probably eliminates me from consideration here. Plenty of life experience to share but I wouldn’t take my advice if I weren’t me.
How about we flip the script on this and have a Bad Advice columnist?

wait, we already have that ;)
Con-bono-hatch wrote:
How about we flip the script on this and have a Bad Advice columnist?

wait, we already have that ;)
Guys, I’m not doing Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.
First entry

Just wrote:
I recommend moving to Italy.
Yehh… I dunno..I don’t want to pull a Dick Cheney here..
shooting a friend at close range in the face kinda Cheney thing?
No…leading the find a Vice President committee for W and then appointing himself best man for job of VP