hutch
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Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 10, 2020 at 04:43 AM UTC
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This Board seeks one advice columnist to start job immediately and provide advice on a myriad of issues of interest to forum members. These could include - but are not limited to- relationship issues, family issues, technical support, financial advice, health issues, beer, drugs, music, sex, biking, racism, transgender lingo, politics etc.
Boardies will post questions publicly on this thread for Dr. -name to be determined- to also respond to publicly here.
If interested apply here with your qualifications and a decision will be made by the end of next week.
Position is strictly pro Bono but sky is the limit and growth opportunities abound.
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 10, 2020 at 05:19 AM UTC
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Guys, I’m not doing Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.*
* - I may do Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.
Space Freely
Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 10, 2020 at 12:37 PM UTC
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I haven't liked any of their albums since Achtung Baby, so at this point I'm not pro-Bono and am ok if the person hired is not as well.
Space Freely
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 10, 2020 at 12:50 PM UTC
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Maybe this guy would do it.

Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 10, 2020 at 01:08 PM UTC
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Just wrote:
Position is strictly pro Bono
Ya lost me here, now if you said it was Pro-Yoko Ono or Pro-Sonny Bono well, then ya might have had me
but I can't support Paul David Hewson and his tireless attempt to rule the world
StoneTheCrow
Joined: January 05, 2006 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 10, 2020 at 10:20 PM UTC
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Being pro yolo probably eliminates me from consideration here. Plenty of life experience to share but I wouldn’t take my advice if I weren’t me.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 11, 2020 at 01:22 PM UTC
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How about we flip the script on this and have a Bad Advice columnist?
wait, we already have that ;)
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
Posts: 29999
Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 11, 2020 at 02:38 PM UTC
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Con-bono-hatch wrote:
How about we flip the script on this and have a Bad Advice columnist?
wait, we already have that ;)
Guys, I’m not doing Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
Posts: 25687
Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 15, 2020 at 02:20 PM UTC
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First entry
Just wrote:
I recommend moving to Italy.
hutch
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 15, 2020 at 03:28 PM UTC
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Yehh… I dunno..I don’t want to pull a Dick Cheney here..
Sidehatch
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 15, 2020 at 05:21 PM UTC
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shooting a friend at close range in the face kinda Cheney thing?
hutch
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Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
December 15, 2020 at 05:35 PM UTC
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No…leading the find a Vice President committee for W and then appointing himself best man for job of VP