The Schadenfreude thread

as walkie would say…this, thread, is, going, places

Justin wrote:
You sure about that lack of sex appeal? The French don't call him Le Trombone for nothing.

Not everyone is into the simultaneous rimjob/handjob thing, man. The French are weird.

I'll just leave this here

Side-panda wrote:
Not sure how bringing clippy back exemplifies schadenfreude?
who's pain are you enjoying here?

everyone of of the 600k+ people who voted to bring back clippy.  clearly they either don't remember how annoying that thing was, or they're too young to have known him.  but soon this will change.  and they'll have no one to blame but themselves.  MHAHAHAHAAAHA….

Tom Brady Mocks Trump's Election Loss And Denial At The White House

donnie must be fuming over this.

sweetcell wrote:
Tom Brady Mocks Trump's Election Loss And Denial At The White House

donnie must be fuming over this.

this tweet was perfection

Dan Rather@DanRather
Gotta confess. Didn’t have Tom Brady trolling Donald Trump at the White House on my July bingo card.

slightly longer video of brady @ WH, with more defence (!) of sleepy joe: https://twitter.com/Quicktake/status/1417556813466284032

MAGA folks who gave $75 mill for ballot review…but pretty much lined donnies pockets
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-pac-ballot-reviews/2021/07/22/d451fcaa-e596-11eb-934f-7e6c1927f261_story.html

Cross posting to the schadenwutang thread

The U.S. government has sold Martin Shkreli's one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album 'Once Upon a Time in Shaolin' to cover his debt.

Federal judge in Washington D.C. has rejected ALL of the motions to dismiss Dominion's defamation lawsuits against Sidney Powell, Rudy Giuliani and My Pillow/Mike Lindell. The cases will proceed in full.*

as someone pointed this will cost Kraken lady, etc millions in discovery costs… which will be of course crowded funded off the backs of hard working americans..  grifters got to grift..

kosmo wrote:
as someone pointed this will cost Kraken lady, etc millions in discovery costs… which will be of course crowded funded off the backs of hard working americans..  grifters got to grift..

except that the MAGAheads aren't supporting them.  they want to back future winners, not pay for embarrassing past failures.  Giuliani has had a legal fund for months now but so far he's collected enough in donations to get himself a cup of coffee.  trump sure as hell isn't going to spend any of HIS money on these losers ("they had a chance to do their job and prove that the election was stolen, they failed, so they get nothing.  i don't care if they're now saddled with costs because they did what i told them to - that's their problem!").  powell, giuliani, lindell et al.* are headed for a very bleak and humbling financial future…

*yes, i know, i did not use "et al." properly.  like trump, i don't care.

sweetcell wrote:
*yes, i know, i did not use "et al." properly.  like trump, i don't care.

This will have major "who the fuck cares" energy, but nowadays I just write "et alia", the gender neutral form of "et alii" (men or mixed gender) and "et aliae" (women). "Et al." often puts a period in the middle of a sentence, which is annoying (so does "etc." but that's a million times more common so we're used to it). "Et alia" is one more character and dispenses with the outdated need to use a gender-specific form.

Justin wrote:

sweetcell wrote:
*yes, i know, i did not use "et al." properly.  like trump, i don't care.

This will have major "who the fuck cares" energy, but nowadays I just write "et alia", the gender neutral form of "et alii" (men or mixed gender) and "et aliae" (women). "Et al." often puts a period in the middle of a sentence, which is annoying (so does "etc." but that's a million times more common so we're used to it). "Et alia" is one more character and dispenses with the outdated need to use a gender-specific form.

These new Vampire Weekend songs just aren’t as catchy as the old ones.

Julian, wrote:

Justin wrote:

sweetcell wrote:
*yes, i know, i did not use "et al." properly.  like trump, i don't care.

This will have major "who the fuck cares" energy, but nowadays I just write "et alia", the gender neutral form of "et alii" (men or mixed gender) and "et aliae" (women). "Et al." often puts a period in the middle of a sentence, which is annoying (so does "etc." but that's a million times more common so we're used to it). "Et alia" is one more character and dispenses with the outdated need to use a gender-specific form.

These new Vampire Weekend songs just aren’t as catchy as the old ones.

fuck you.  i just replaced my keyboard, now i need a new one.

sweetcell wrote:

Julian, wrote:

Justin wrote:

sweetcell wrote:
*yes, i know, i did not use "et al." properly.  like trump, i don't care.

This will have major "who the fuck cares" energy, but nowadays I just write "et alia", the gender neutral form of "et alii" (men or mixed gender) and "et aliae" (women). "Et al." often puts a period in the middle of a sentence, which is annoying (so does "etc." but that's a million times more common so we're used to it). "Et alia" is one more character and dispenses with the outdated need to use a gender-specific form.

These new Vampire Weekend songs just aren’t as catchy as the old ones.

fuck you.  i just replaced my keyboard, now i need a new one.

I was legitimately concerned no one would even get this and just think I was being non sequitur.

FCC proposes $5.1M fine against conservative activists Jacob Wohl and John Burkman for making 1,141 unlawful robocalls that made false claims about mail voting; this is the largest robocall fine ever proposed by the FCC, the agency says.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/fcc-looks-fine-conservative-activists-5-million-false-mail-voting-n1277569?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_np

I saw this story and was giddy with glee…thanks for getting this in here
can't stand wohl and his fucked method of pollical action..glad he's getting more than a slap on the wrist
although this is not the actual penalty, just the proposed penalty

some well-heeled member of JA will likely pick up the tab, but will certainly make some people think twice before being this dishonest (doubt it… actually)

Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski

While Roger Stone was live on the air this morning with ‘Real Talk 93.3’ (St Louis) doing an interview about the 2024 election, he gets served by a process server with the January 6 lawsuit.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1438231386654117892?s=20 ; audio included

Laura Loomer Wack Job OG gets Covid…

let roll the tape on MAGA logic… anti-vaxxer, going with meme based medicine and will gladly take a experimental treatment for it because Florida… but you know the now fully approved vaccine is unsafe and infective..

i know what's the point in trying to decipher MAGA logic