COVID-19 Lottery Thread (Washington residents only)

YOU DIDN'T WIN


YOU WILL NEVER WIN


COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE INFORMATIVE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE, SUCKAZ!!!!!111
sweetcell wrote:
YOU DIDN'T WIN


YOU WILL NEVER WIN


COME BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE INFORMATIVE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE, SUCKAZ!!!!!111


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You (and I) didn't win $40,000 today.
excontradiction wrote:
You (and I) didn't win $40,000 today.

again, with the assumptions…
There's a big weiner in Baltimore.
i don't know who won the last WA state vaccine lottery.  what i do know is:
1) it wasn't me
2) it wasn't you
3) whoever did win immediately went out and spent their winnings on inflated second-market air conditioning units, ice and popsicles because IT'S HOTTER THAN SATAN'S BALLS HERE.  projected high for today is 111*F.  I DIDN'T MOVE HERE FOR THIS.
not that anyone cares, but: i'm very disappointed that this thread didn't take off.  it's as if y'all didn't like being talked down to and/or didn't like having your dreams crushed.  SUCK IT UP PEOPLE
FOR SPACE:

Off-season wrote:
There's a big weiner in Baltimore.

given the racial make-up of B'more, i'm fairly confident there is more than one.  BADUM-TSS!!!!!