The thread in which we nominate taglines for the forum based on comments

Hatch, wrote:
are we now questioning math!?
Space wrote:
So I sauntered into CVS on a Sunday afternoon, with my Neil Young haircut, old hoodie, shorts, beat up running shoes, and unshowered body and asked the cute young teenage girl worker where they keep the drug tests, carefully explaining that the drug test is for my dog, not for me. With a smirk on her face, she pointed me in the right direction. Note: I call her "cute" in a father of a cute teenage girl kind of way. Not in a Anthony Kiedis/Jimmy Page in their 20's kind of way.
Space wrote: a curmudgeonly guy who looks like Jon Auer isn't going to get much play.
Hatch, wrote:
Don't Read The Comments
Space wrote:
At dinner, my wife … set me on fire
Hatch, wrote:
wait there are other boards?
Julian, wrote:
“Why yes, please come in with your two foot rock hard dong!”
Julian, wrote:
I never knew you had a little thing
Hatch, wrote:
Julian, wrote:
I never knew you had a little thing



Shorts fired!
Julian, wrote:
You misspelled Moron when you set up your username.
evilizac wrote:Maybe I need to stop drinking at work.
Where is Yada? I promise to be more sensitive about Deaners mental health ok??
hutch wrote:
Anyways I have better and more pleasant things to do with my time than post about this…like jamming an ice pick in my eye- repeatedly.
Space wrote:Maybe Hutch was right
hutch wrote:
Well I don’t want to be argumentative…..
grateful wrote:
hutch wrote:
Well I don’t want to be argumentative…..




Potential epitaph….
gavroche wrote:
They would rather have a few less relatives than pay so much for eggs.
sweetcell wrote:
the good news is your day will only improve from this point forward, because you'll no longer be subjected to the horror that was my last post! 
grateful wrote: The largest non-McNumber number is 43, since it is impossible to solve the Diophantine equation
kosmo wrote:
I will fully admin