The Official 9:30 Club State of the Union Thread

I dont want to pay $2000 for my prescription.
Mmm pancakes
Sorry. IG distraction
Corporate taxes!
Nobody not one penny
He kinda called them out just there. 
Shrinkflation
10% fewer Snickers??? What is even happening??
Junk food, junk fees. What's next, Joe? Junk ticket fees?
If Mike Johnson nods his head any more I'm afraid it might spin off and we'd have a scene from the GWARBQ.
Oh theres Margie.
Wheres the duct tape?
My wife is snoring so loudly I can't hear Sleepy Joe.
Get it done!
One more song!
Space wrote:
My wife is snoring so loudly I can't hear Sleepy Joe.


Sleepy Joe is the MAGA derogatory term for the President.
Fix it!
One more song!
Put the bong away.
Oooh Mike Johnson stood up for civil rights!
Sit down for banning books!
Sit down for climate change!