BONO!!!
And he'll be known as "Pope Ringo George I" just to keep the trend going.
And he'll be known as "Pope Ringo George I" just to keep the trend going.
Next Pope!
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Manchester?
A: They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
A: They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Police in Merseyside on the lookout of new Al Queada cell operating.
They have found four of the members
Bin Sleapin
Bin Fytin
Bin Drincken
Bin Stealen
Unfortunately they've been unable to find the fouth member
Bin Werkin
Hey, if you can dig up the oldies, so can I
They have found four of the members
Bin Sleapin
Bin Fytin
Bin Drincken
Bin Stealen
Unfortunately they've been unable to find the fouth member
Bin Werkin
Hey, if you can dig up the oldies, so can I
Originally posted by O'Mankie:Funny you should say that…here's an exchange I had with PaddyPower.com, a betting agency in Ireland, last Monday:
BONO!!!
And he'll be known as "Pope Ringo George I" just to keep the trend going.
From: MyCat CanDJ [mailto:mycatcandj@gmail.com]
> Sent: Monday, April 04, 2005 12:50 PM
> To: support@paddypower.net
> Subject: Request
>
> Dear Administrator:
>
>Please add Paul "Bono" Hewson to this list.
web page
>
> I have a very strong feeling about this one, and I am very rarely wrong.
>
> Best
>> Response (Micheal) 04/04/2005 06:48 PM
>>Hi,
>>Thank you for your mail,
>>We will not be adding Bono to the list for next Pope im afraid,
>>although if you wish to back him we will offer you a price of 500-1,
>>you can call dial a bet at 1800 721 821 (irl) or 08000 565 265 (uk)."
What's weird is, at the time, they were giving odds of 1000-1 for a 'Father Dougal Maguire of Craggy Island' so apparently they weren't prepared to totally rule Bono out…
My money's on Jaime Lucas Ortega y Alamino (Cuba) in the 4th by a T.K.O.
Mine wasn't a joke though. I'm sure it's somewhere in the Bible….Book Of Revelations?
Now this is a joke. What's funnier than Liverpool losing to Manchester City on Saturday?
Manchester United losing to Norwich City! Now that is funny.
Now this is a joke. What's funnier than Liverpool losing to Manchester City on Saturday?
Manchester United losing to Norwich City! Now that is funny.
Originally posted by O'Mankie:
Police in Merseyside on the lookout of new Al Queada cell operating.
They have found four of the members
Bin Sleapin
Bin Fytin
Bin Drincken
Bin Stealen
Unfortunately they've been unable to find the fouth member
Bin Werkin
Hey, if you can dig up the oldies, so can I
Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke! Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6……
And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of miserable bastards and unfit birds, for there are no men of wisdom nor women of crossed legs.
You can not argue with the Bible mate!
And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of miserable bastards and unfit birds, for there are no men of wisdom nor women of crossed legs.
You can not argue with the Bible mate!
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Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:I'm sure he was talking about Liverpool, even the Pope got the hell out of the shithole rapidly when he visited.
Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke! Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6……
And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of thieving bastards and unclean birds, for there are no men of honesty nor women of beauty.
You can not argue with the Bible mate!
I predict that a fresher, MTV-age Pope will be chosen. Why??? Well, they've already pimped the Popemobile.
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:How long did the Pope stay in Sodom, errrr, I mean Manchester?
Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:I'm sure he was talking about Liverpool, even the Pope got the hell out of the shithole rapidly when he visited.
Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke! Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6……
And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of thieving bastards and unclean birds, for there are no men of honesty nor women of beauty.
You can not argue with the Bible mate!
How about those Reds making it to the quarterfinals against Chelsey? Not bad for a bunch of underachievers. Maybe when that great Mancunian, Malcolm Glazer, takes control of United, you'll do better in the Champions League!? Nah, I doubt it. :D
Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:Are the final numbers in yet for how many Italians your scumbags murdered last night? I think they were trying to beat the record of 39 set 20 years ago.
Originally posted by O'Mankie:How long did the Pope stay in Sodom, errrr, I mean Manchester?
Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:I'm sure he was talking about Liverpool, even the Pope got the hell out of the shithole rapidly when he visited.
Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke! Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6……
And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of thieving bastards and unclean birds, for there are no men of honesty nor women of beauty.
You can not argue with the Bible mate!
How about those Reds making it to the quarterfinals against Chelsey? Not bad for a bunch of underachievers. Maybe when that great Mancunian, Malcolm Glazer, takes control of United, you'll do better in the Champions League!? Nah, I doubt it. :D
The good news is, there's going to be an English team in the final….the bad news is it's either chelski or scum. I'm hoping scum to be honest because they have no hope of beating AC Milan, who should stroll into the final now….not much hope of beating chelski either unless they keep Gerrard off the park, he's already scored his first goal for his new team in the 'nobody gives a toss' cup final so no point in giving him his second.
If Glazer gets United I will probably lose all interest in the sport……hurling looks interesting.
All joking aside though, if United don't get their shit together…it's going to be like lambs to the slaughter against Newcastle on Sunday.
i should be pope….
if i become a priest now…by the next "pope picking" i might be eligible!!! think about that
pope flawd: leader of all the catholics. i bet the pope could get a lot of ass! :)
if i become a priest now…by the next "pope picking" i might be eligible!!! think about that
pope flawd: leader of all the catholics. i bet the pope could get a lot of ass! :)
Originally posted by flawd101:Unfortunately for young boys such as yourself…..it's your ass they're getting.
i should be pope….
if i become a priest now…by the next "pope picking" i might be eligible!!! think about that
pope flawd: leader of all the catholics. i bet the pope could get a lot of ass! :)
no, im 16…thats why catholics have confirmation.
they bullshit and say its your initiation but….it is the age limit in which priests can't touch them anymore…
they bullshit and say its your initiation but….it is the age limit in which priests can't touch them anymore…
Originally posted by O'Mankie:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Originally posted by flawd101:Unfortunately for young boys such as yourself…..it's your ass they're getting.
i should be pope….
if i become a priest now…by the next "pope picking" i might be eligible!!! think about that
pope flawd: leader of all the catholics. i bet the pope could get a lot of ass! :)
What a set-up!!!
Good one there, O'Mankie. ;)
You know, Flawd might be onto something. According to, whatever, the next Pope or the one after that is supposed to be some insider Satanist planted into position to bring down the Catholic church. As if they aren't doing a good enough job of it already!