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i'll start it before it starts

walkonby
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i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 08:37 PM UTC #
and the verdict is . . . . .

insane and a has been
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 08:45 PM UTC #
not guilty.


or if guilty, then guilty with an explanation.
nkotb
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 08:49 PM UTC #
They were too cute to resist?

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
guilty with an explanation.
sonickteam2
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 08:58 PM UTC #
you cant convict a famous black man of a crime in this country! what are you people thinking.

of course, he's not really black, or a man anymore is he?
walkonby
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:00 PM UTC #
if his dick doesn't fit, you must acquit.
vansmack
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:06 PM UTC #
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
you cant convict a famous black man of a crime in this country! what are you people thinking.

Not of murder, but you certainly can convict for sex crimes (see: Mike Tyson).
joz
Joined: July 10, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:06 PM UTC #
i'm guessing misdemeanor charge for furnishing alcohol to a minor and nothing more…
flawd101
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:15 PM UTC #
i bet he'll get away with it…probably a small charge that will mean shit.
Rhett Miller
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:20 PM UTC #
not guilty on all counts. Robbie Fulks can now release his MJ tribute album.
sonickteam2
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:20 PM UTC #
innocent on all counts..
eros
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:24 PM UTC #
He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.
walkonby
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:26 PM UTC #
Originally posted by eros:
He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.
they're both white anyway. oh wait a minute. on season two of chappelle, the white delegation gave oj back to the black delegation. kanechi-wa, bitches.
Guiny
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:45 PM UTC #
Originally posted by eros:
He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.
I heard during the press conference that he will not rest until the real child molestor is found. I hear he's looking for him on the golf course as we speak.
eros
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 09:55 PM UTC #
We need something else to distract us from the 1,700 dead soldiers.

When will the next pretty white woman go missing?
beetsnotbeats
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 13, 2005 at 10:22 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
I hear he's looking for him on the golf course as we speak.
The miniature golf course? :D
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 14, 2005 at 01:51 AM UTC #
that t-shirt will feel SO old in about 6 months … what do people do with these "hilarious" t-shirts with short shelf lives?
RatBastard
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 14, 2005 at 06:23 AM UTC #
The free enterprise system at its finest!
lwoxley
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Re: i'll start it before it starts June 14, 2005 at 07:42 AM UTC #
He's releasing a single to celebrate his innocence.

It's a cover of Elton John's "Don't let your son go down on me"

California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal

It's a true and tested formula, justice becomes irrelevant.
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