Originally posted by slappy:
Originally posted by Tom Cashel:What was that Tom Cashel?
Ah…Caps fans learning to be low-class from the lowest-class fans in all of sports: Filthadelphia fans. That was a heartwarming story.
Rangers are going to hold the Caps down and stomp their guts out tonight! :D
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you feel DOIG?
The Rags are going to what?
When Erica gets the stars outta his head, remind him he's still gotta 'stomp their guts out'. :p :p :p
Jagr traded to NY Rangers
MVP Duckies!!!
Get yours now! Rhett's sure to buy a Mark Martin… <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage28/3.gif" alt=" - " />
Get yours now! Rhett's sure to buy a Mark Martin… <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage28/3.gif" alt=" - " />
Thanks Dupek. Looks like you found a Valentines gift for my wife. Don't tell her. No way would she be reading a hockey thread. She thinks they're all a bunch of goons.
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
MVP Duckies!!!
Get yours now! Rhett's sure to buy a Mark Martin… <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage28/3.gif" alt=" - " />
you guys are on quack.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes , turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top tobottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled outof the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced abill which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan ….."
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After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes , turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top tobottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled outof the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced abill which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan ….."
<img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage30/15.gif" alt=" - " />
… A duck walks into a feed store and asks,
"Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
"Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck feed?"
A lady walks into the vets office with her pet duck, "I think my duck needs his his claws clipped he's scratching up the kitchen floor."
The vet takes the duck from her to take a look, "I'll have to put the duck down" "You have to put the duck down because he needs his claws clipped?" "No, he's heavy"
The vet takes the duck from her to take a look, "I'll have to put the duck down" "You have to put the duck down because he needs his claws clipped?" "No, he's heavy"
Nice to see old Sponge Brain got a hurting last night, the big pussy….he should give hockey up and take up a girlie sport like runny-catchy or drivie-leftie so he doesn't get brain boo-boos anymore!
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you can also get kiss, osbourne, three stooges, snoop dog, moses, betty boop, etc
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i'll bet this floats in manks tub soon :D
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More Celebriducks
i'll bet this floats in manks tub soon :D
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it's on sale for 7.99
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lang traded to detroit.
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:You probably missed the memo. All posts today have to be about the darkness.
lang traded to detroit.
lang traded to detroit. darkness stoked.
better?
why do the caps always try and copy the pens?
better?
why do the caps always try and copy the pens?
that's right. . .hey, i believe in a thing called FLUB.
all i know is that guy is a terrible robert plant imitator.
all i know is that guy is a terrible robert plant imitator.
What's the big hype with the Darkness? My daughter seems to like them.
Were do you think Olie and Gonch will end up? My gut feeling is Olie off to Colorado.
Do you think Witter will go too? He's still fairly young so has a chance with the rebuilt Caps.
Were do you think Olie and Gonch will end up? My gut feeling is Olie off to Colorado.
Do you think Witter will go too? He's still fairly young so has a chance with the rebuilt Caps.