"I never wanted to use macramé to kill!"
- Polyester
- Polyester
Favorite Movie Quotes
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future. Choose life…
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life.
I chose somethin' else.
And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Choose your future. Choose life…
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life.
I chose somethin' else.
And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
What's your name?
Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.
Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.
my favorite quotes courtesy of Heathers (oh this is ridiculous - i could go on and on):
Heather C: Corn-nuts!
Heather C: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so 87.
Heather D: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
It will be very. or How very. (sadly i still use this line all the time and most people dont get the reference).
Veronica: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
Heather C: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
and of course Es-ki-mo
Heather C: Corn-nuts!
Heather C: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so 87.
Heather D: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
It will be very. or How very. (sadly i still use this line all the time and most people dont get the reference).
Veronica: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
Heather C: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
and of course Es-ki-mo
"sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. that people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and i want you to remember this, that love…true love never dies. you remember that, boy. you remember that. doesn't matter if it's true or not. you see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in."
and from the same movie:
"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
i would post something from say anything, but i can't pick one. too many great lines.
and from the same movie:
"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
i would post something from say anything, but i can't pick one. too many great lines.
"do you like apples?"owned :)
"uh, yeah…"
"WELL I GOT HER NUMBER - HOW YOU YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?"
Originally posted by thatguy:True dat. After you and smackette snuggle up and watch Nemo, I'll curl up with you and watch Say Anything on mute. I call Diane Court.
i would post something from say anything, but i can't pick one. too many great lines.
joe lies when he cries
Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
Jean Girard: It's a sign of affection in many countries.
Ricky Bobby: Well, not here.
Jean Girard: It is not sexual in any way. My erection has nothing to do with you.
Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
More Gary Cole classics from Dodgeball
Cotton McKnight: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.
Cotton McKnight: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match!
Pepper Brooks: Unbelievable!
Cotton McKnight: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!
And Rip Torn had some classics in Dodgeball as well…
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin: What?
[Patches throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]
Patches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
Jean Girard: It's a sign of affection in many countries.
Ricky Bobby: Well, not here.
Jean Girard: It is not sexual in any way. My erection has nothing to do with you.
Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
More Gary Cole classics from Dodgeball
Cotton McKnight: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.
Cotton McKnight: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match!
Pepper Brooks: Unbelievable!
Cotton McKnight: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!
And Rip Torn had some classics in Dodgeball as well…
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin: What?
[Patches throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]
Patches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:That'll never be me,
joe lies when he cries
that'll never be me.
That'll never be, never be me.
NO… NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER. AND DON'T YOU EVER THINK IT.
classic stuff, stumbled across this on TV last night and watched the second half - suits and ties have not aged well though
heres another great scene….."you fucking child"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HURJNd0J4U
heres another great scene….."you fucking child"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HURJNd0J4U
Originally posted by Relaxer:
What's your name?
Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.
"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years…I'm no dummy…"
you've got red on you.
Michele: Actually I invented a special kind of glue.
Christie: Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
Michele: No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.
–
Romy: You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!
–
Earl Peterson: [answering phone] Hello?
Dawn Davenport: Is Earl Peterson there? Earl Peterson! This is Dawn Davenport. Dawn Davenport… you made love to me Christmas morning.
[gasps]
Dawn Davenport: Well I just called to tell you I'm pregnant and I want money.
Earl Peterson: You stole my wallet, you fat bitch!
Dawn Davenport: So what if I did? I want money!
Earl Peterson: You'll never get any money from me, cow! Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special. Get the hook! Go fuck yourself for all I care. YEAH! Go fuck yourself!
[hangs up]
Dawn Davenport: Hello? Hello? UGH!
–
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
–
Elliot Moore: [shots are heard firing in the distance] Oh no…
Alma Moore: What "oh no"?
Elliot Moore: The toxin? The toxin's affecting them?
Woman in Group: Are those people killing themselves?!
Realtor: You were with the Private, what do we do?
Alma Moore: We need to do something!
Elliot Moore: Just let me think…
Alma Moore: [as shots continually fire in the background] They're dying!
Elliot Moore: I need a second…
Realtor: They released it? We're not near the roads!
Alma Moore: We can't just stand here as uninvolved observers!
Elliot Moore: I need a second okay? Just give me a second!
Alma Moore: We're not gonna be one of those assholes on the news who watches a crime happen and not do something! We're not assholes!
Elliot Moore: Just a second!
Woman in Group: There were children in that group!
Alma Moore: Elliot please tell us what to do!
Elliot Moore: I need a second okay? Why can't anybody give me a goddamn second?!
[talks to himself]
Elliot Moore: All right, be scientific, douchebag. Identify the… rules… design the experiment… careful observation, measurements, that's what I'm trying to do, interpret the experimental pattern, interpret.. What if it IS the plants? That group was larger than ours. This thing's been escalating all day. Smaller and smaller populations have been setting this off. They react to human stimulus. Maybe people are setting off the plants?
Alma Moore: What are you saying? That guy was crazy! We have to save them!
Elliot Moore: They're already dead! What if they're targeting us as threats? This part of the field may not have been set off. Something in this field could be releasing the chemical into the air when there's too many of us together. Let's just stay ahead of the wind!
Christie: Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you?
Michele: No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.
–
Romy: You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!
–
Earl Peterson: [answering phone] Hello?
Dawn Davenport: Is Earl Peterson there? Earl Peterson! This is Dawn Davenport. Dawn Davenport… you made love to me Christmas morning.
[gasps]
Dawn Davenport: Well I just called to tell you I'm pregnant and I want money.
Earl Peterson: You stole my wallet, you fat bitch!
Dawn Davenport: So what if I did? I want money!
Earl Peterson: You'll never get any money from me, cow! Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special. Get the hook! Go fuck yourself for all I care. YEAH! Go fuck yourself!
[hangs up]
Dawn Davenport: Hello? Hello? UGH!
–
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
–
Elliot Moore: [shots are heard firing in the distance] Oh no…
Alma Moore: What "oh no"?
Elliot Moore: The toxin? The toxin's affecting them?
Woman in Group: Are those people killing themselves?!
Realtor: You were with the Private, what do we do?
Alma Moore: We need to do something!
Elliot Moore: Just let me think…
Alma Moore: [as shots continually fire in the background] They're dying!
Elliot Moore: I need a second…
Realtor: They released it? We're not near the roads!
Alma Moore: We can't just stand here as uninvolved observers!
Elliot Moore: I need a second okay? Just give me a second!
Alma Moore: We're not gonna be one of those assholes on the news who watches a crime happen and not do something! We're not assholes!
Elliot Moore: Just a second!
Woman in Group: There were children in that group!
Alma Moore: Elliot please tell us what to do!
Elliot Moore: I need a second okay? Why can't anybody give me a goddamn second?!
[talks to himself]
Elliot Moore: All right, be scientific, douchebag. Identify the… rules… design the experiment… careful observation, measurements, that's what I'm trying to do, interpret the experimental pattern, interpret.. What if it IS the plants? That group was larger than ours. This thing's been escalating all day. Smaller and smaller populations have been setting this off. They react to human stimulus. Maybe people are setting off the plants?
Alma Moore: What are you saying? That guy was crazy! We have to save them!
Elliot Moore: They're already dead! What if they're targeting us as threats? This part of the field may not have been set off. Something in this field could be releasing the chemical into the air when there's too many of us together. Let's just stay ahead of the wind!
Originally posted by ixkpd-bk:Just seeing that name makes me chuckle. :D
Dawn Davenport:
Plate of Shrimp
Well, it's one louder, isn't it?
You could pretty much pull any 2 minutes from either movie and it's a classic.
Well, it's one louder, isn't it?
You could pretty much pull any 2 minutes from either movie and it's a classic.
Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:I did the same thing. As soon as I read the first line, I yelled out "You stole my wallet, fat bitch!" Good times. Other ones leap to mind:
Originally posted by ixkpd-bk:Just seeing that name makes me chuckle. :D
Dawn Davenport:
"I can't eat spaghetti, I'm not Italian."
"I wouldn't suck your dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Bobbi Fleckman: "Money talks, and bullshit walks"
Divine: "My diet pill is wearing off"
Bobbi Fleckman: "Money talks, and bullshit walks"
Divine: "My diet pill is wearing off"
It would be nice if some of you actually gave credit to the film that your quotes are from. I'm curious about a couple that I can't place.