A question for you college educated nit-wits

Charlie wrote:
I run on the Mall, and twice in one week recently I was nearly run over by cyclists running red lights as I legally jogged in the crosswalk with the walk light on.

Is it in fact legal to jog in a crosswalk?  I mean, it's not called a cross-jog

and nearly run over, is that a thing?
Don't you either get run over or don't get run over…technically I'm nearly getting run over sitting in my chair inside my house
I wrote:
Charlie wrote:
I run on the Mall, and twice in one week recently I was nearly run over by cyclists running red lights as I legally jogged in the crosswalk with the walk light on.

Is it in fact legal to jog in a crosswalk?  I mean, it's not called a cross-jog

and nearly run over, is that a thing?
Don't you either get run over or don't get run over…technically I'm nearly getting run over sitting in my chair inside my house

the OP was looking for nit-wits, not nit-picks
sweetcell wrote:
smax got his wish. 


Sorry, I missed this because I was plugging in my wife's electric vehicle that she makes me drive because my commute is longer.  What were we talking about?