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I've had a rash of good ones lately:

Bodyguards positioned outside of Jolie's vagina
McCain and Bush to dance in puppet show
Hot chick visits senile grandpa
James Bond to have gay lover in new film
That reads like a Walkonby post.
i hereby nominate relaxer for "boardee of the month".
- moved to best forumer thread -
walkonby shares double headed dildo with BrianWalalce
Today's favorite:

RuPaul: Ron Paul is my brother