930 Forums

I HATE BEING FIFTEEN

Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 06, 2005 at 05:26 PM UTC #
heh.

Ya know, when I was 16 I was in a band that got to open at a "three bands for three bucks" show at the 9:30. And the club was courteous enough to do for us what it did for any band: bring us a case of beer whilst we hung out backstage between sets. Something tells me that wouldn't happen now. :)
you be betty
Joined: February 28, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1920
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 06, 2005 at 10:09 PM UTC #
tee hee…yes, i'm only fifteen.
and i have a pair of purple docs :cool:
Jaguär
Joined: Unknown
Posts: 0
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 06, 2005 at 10:13 PM UTC #
Smackie, repeat after me, "Jailbait. Jailbait. Jailbait."

Good little Smackie. ;)

Keep repeating….
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 06, 2005 at 11:58 PM UTC #
Watch out for this guy!

<img src="http://archives.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/News/01/26/showbuzz/mick.jagger.jpg" alt=" - " />

Stray Cat Blues Lyrics


(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
You look so rest-less and you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.

You look so weird and you're so far from home
But you don't really miss your mother
Don't look so scared I'm no mad-brained bear
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh, yeah
Woo!

I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that
I bet she don't know you can bite like that.

You say you got a friend, that she's wilder than you
Why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild then she can join in too
It's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back
smakawhat
Joined: February 20, 2003 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 325
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 07, 2005 at 02:50 PM UTC #
Jagger is such a bad influence on the 40-50 year old gender set :)
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 7053
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 07, 2005 at 02:55 PM UTC #
Originally posted by smakawhat:
Jagger is such a bad influence on the 40-50 year old gender set :)
you mean 50-65?
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 07, 2005 at 05:01 PM UTC #
heh… I misread that and thought you said Jaguar. :D

I think the only reason Mick got away with lyrics like that (not to mention "Brown Sugar") is that nobody could understand his thick southeastern accent…
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 19725
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 07, 2005 at 07:39 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Smackie, repeat after me, "Jailbait. Jailbait. Jailbait."

Good little Smackie. ;)

Keep repeating….
It's always good to have your friends around to keep you out of trouble….
you be betty
Joined: February 28, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1920
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 08, 2005 at 12:18 AM UTC #
smackie must have been that drunk man of african-american descent that was hitting on me and complimenting my legs the other night outside of the club.

either that; or mick jagger is the new michael jackson…and i mean that to it's full extent of potential; race reversal included.

this guy really knew how to lay on the moves too

and by that i mean he really did start dancing…

oh 9:30 9:30 9:30

i love when you guys crack teenage girl jokes. anybody else would probably be skeeved out right about now; but i just find it oh-so highly amusing…
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 08, 2005 at 10:52 AM UTC #
Originally posted by you be betty:
smackie must have been that drunk man of african-american descent
I'm guessing you're an overly p.c. girl of european-american descent….african-american descent my arse, he was BLACK for crying out loud!!!
Guiny
Joined: Unknown
Posts: 0
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 08, 2005 at 12:20 PM UTC #
Originally posted by O'Mankie:
african-american descent my arse, he was BLACK for crying out loud!!! [/QB]
And the U.S. Government didn't leave him in New Orleans???????? Amazing.
faststrat02
Joined: May 05, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 08, 2005 at 01:03 PM UTC #
Originally posted by O'Mankie:
Originally posted by bikerchickdc:
I think I actually own Doc Martens that are older than you.
I most certainly do!
LOL..I know I do… haha :D
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 19725
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 08, 2005 at 03:43 PM UTC #
Originally posted by you be betty:
smackie must have been that drunk man of african-american descent that was hitting on me and complimenting my legs the other night outside of the club.
Sorry to dispappoint, despite the fact that I could dunk a basketball in high school, I couldn't be further from African-American. I make Scandanavians look tan.

And I rarely compliment on legs, though I appreciate a really nice pair. I'm more of a T & A kind of guy.

That being said, I am good for a teen joke or two.
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: I HATE BEING FIFTEEN September 09, 2005 at 11:43 AM UTC #
holy moly! :eek:
← Back to board