Democratic candidates sex appeal

I didn't write this, I only copied and pasted. So which Democratic candidate would YOU most want to sleep with?

ot that I'm still horny or anything, but can I just remark on what an unexpectedly très hot bunch of Dem daddies there's been this campaign season? Howard Dean is a silver fox and entirely fuckable, even with that coiled neck (I'd make him scream, all right); Wesley Clark, despite the shoulder pads that make his head look even smaller, radiates smiling smolder and four-star authorityâ??he'd dominate you, but nicely, thank you; John Edwards, let's face it, is an utter Breck goddess with a portrait in the attic; Kucinich has those floppy ears to grab on to for a potentially wild ride; Sharpton's new hair makes me hot for some (affirmative) action; and even Kerry has a certain Boris Karloff-y goth appeal that could be sexy after a few cocktails. (His wife, though, simply has to lose that sash on her shmatte.)
Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
I didn't write this
yeah sure.
in spite of a recent dream that I was dating Dean, none of them appeal to me in "that way"…

where'd you find that? Nerve? the Village Voice? the Fulks chatboard?
Originally posted by walkie hearts you all:
Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
I didn't write this
yeah sure.
we all know it's an excerpt from his Lisa Frank themed diary littered with unicorn and rainbow stickers
Well I was going to say Carolyn Mosley-Braun, because of her Hottentot bustle butt. But then I suddenly lost all of my Joe-mentum.
ah yes, there is a technical term for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty
I am sorry but Clark looks like some Japanimation that has gotten loose in the real world. Those eyes are too big and fawn-like.
Originally posted by Celeste:
ah yes, there is a technical term for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty
steatopyga - and here's me thinking "lard-arse" was the medical term for such a…ahem…gift!