XXIX Olympic Thread

Mitcham's a diver, not a swimmer. Please don't confuse the two!

Originally posted by walkonby:
one last "shot." get a "load" of him. a complete "package" of a swimmer. isn't it "queer" that nbc did not cover him more?

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Originally posted by econo:
Mitcham's a diver, not a swimmer. Please don't confuse the two!

Originally posted by walkonby:
one last "shot." get a "load" of him. a complete "package" of a swimmer. isn't it "queer" that nbc did not cover him more?

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He needs to pull those shoulders up and back a bit.

On the subject of divers….their 'thing' lasts about 1.5 seconds right? Then why is it after every dive they need a 30 minute shower then soak in a hot tub for an hour?
Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
Then why is it after every dive they need a 30 minute shower then soak in a hot tub for an hour?
Because they don't do one dive and then it's over. They're keeping their muscles warm so they don't tighten up.
Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
Then why is it after every dive they need a 30 minute shower then soak in a hot tub for an hour?
Because they don't do one dive and then it's over. They're keeping their muscles warm so they don't tighten up.
Then why don't they just wear those leg warmers like the dancers did back in the 80's?

And why do they take those tiny towels up to the top of the diving board and keep stroking themselves with it even though they're not even wet?
you love silly questions
Nerves I suppose. I never cared much for diving as a sport. While we were stuck swimming laps back and forth, they were jumping on trampolines doing flips.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
And why do they take those tiny towels up to the top of the diving board and keep stroking themselves with it even though they're not even wet?
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
you love silly questions
I love questions that many people would like to ask but feel stupid asking them!!!
Originally posted by econo:
Nerves I suppose. I never cared much for diving as a sport. While we were stuck swimming laps back and forth, they were jumping on trampolines doing flips.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
And why do they take those tiny towels up to the top of the diving board and keep stroking themselves with it even though they're not even wet?
There's a diving team at the pool my son takes his class on Saturday mornings, and there's one girl inparticular who is about 17 years old. She stands on the dive board for at least 5 minutes with this little towel and keeps rubbing it between her legs like she's literally rubbing one off. Then she dives in, gets out of the pool stands under the shower for about 10 minutes, dries off, goes back up the dive board and starts to masturbate with the little towel all over again…it really is quite interesting to watch. My wife keeps reminding me we're there to watch our son take swimming lessons not watch the babe double clicking the mouse!!!
my ex gf was good friends with one of the University of MD diving team members. we went over to a party at the house most of the team shared one night.

it was weird but ok, til everyone got naked and starting pillowfighting. no joke , it happened. so now i just think all divers are flaming homosexuals.

not a bad thing, just an observation.
Originally posted by very sonick:
my ex gf was good friends with one of the University of MD diving team members. we went over to a party at the house most of the team shared one night.

it was weird but ok, til everyone got naked and starting pillowfighting. no joke , it happened. so now i just think all divers are flaming homosexuals.

not a bad thing, just an observation.
Now if that was the womens diving team that would've been sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hot!!!!