Why are vegans so cruel ?

This group is the hardest to shut up, but I have come up with a few sentences, that when said at the right time, will get you a return of 1. dead silence and 2. a look of total confusion as they try to think of further justification for their narrow mindset:

Tell them that if people didn't eat cows, pigs and chickens, that they would have become extinct by now. They might argue they would rather never exist than exist just to be eaten by humans. Ask them how they know cows and pigs would feel the same way. Tell them that because they are vegan that some cows and pigs and chickens don't ever get to exist, and how sad that is.

Last time I was in the company of a vegan– less than a week ago– I asked her if she was concerned that the ice water she was drinking might have been "run through the horse a few times". She replied that, while she may be a vegan, she was no extremist.

Extremism in the pursuit of vegetarianism is no virtue; a moderate in the pursuit of vegetarianism is no vegan.

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I'm no vegan (or veggie) but that doesn't make a lot of sense. Why would a vegan want animals to exist to live in the slaughterhouses?

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:


Tell them that if people didn't eat cows, pigs and chickens, that they would have become extinct by now. They might argue they would rather never exist than exist just to be eaten by humans. Ask them how they know cows and pigs would feel the same way. Tell them that because they are vegan that some cows and pigs and chickens don't ever get to exist, and how sad that is.

Yeah the science behind that seems a bit off. What are you basing that on? People generally don't eat cats and dogs either and they're still plentiful in the world.

Originally posted by My Cat Can DJ:

I'm no vegan (or veggie) but that doesn't make a lot of sense. Why would[n't] a vegan want animals to exist to live ?

You tell me? Vegans are too cruel. They seem to prefer the void to existence.

That is completely moronic.

Vegans are dumb. If a cow or a pig could eat us, they would.

Originally posted by aluden:
That is completely moronic.

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Originally posted by tbsbn:
Vegans are dumb. If a cow or a pig could eat us, they would.

Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". [Flash to a picture of "Food Chain" with all animals and arrows pointing to a silhouette of a human.]

Troy: Just ask this scientician.

Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.]Uhhh…

Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive.

Troy: Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! [Image of a cow quietly chewing cud.]

Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat.

Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs his hand on Jimmy's head.]

Jimmy: [Timid] Uhh…you're hurting me.

Originally posted by j_lee:
Yeah the science behind that seems a bit off. What are you basing that on?

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People generally don't eat cats and dogs either and they're still plentiful in the world.

Modern cats & dogs, much like like modern pigs & chickens…are dependent on our success for their survival. Did you get your science degree here, by any chance, Mr.Wizard?

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:

Originally posted by j_lee:
Yeah the science behind that seems a bit off. What are you basing that on?

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People generally don't eat cats and dogs either and they're still plentiful in the world.

Modern cats &amp; dogs, much like like modern pigs &amp; chickens…are dependent on our success for their survival. Did you get your science degree here, by any chance, Mr.Wizard?

That's partially true, although I'm sure there's a pack of stray dogs somewhere in the world that disagrees with you.

But notwithstanding that, I guess I was confused by what you said. Because it sounded to me like you said if no one ever ate these animals they'd cease to exist, and that doesn't make sense. If no one ever ate them, they wouldn't have become domesticated in the first place, would they? And even if everyone stopped eating them now, you're implying that survival instincts would never kick in for any of these animals, and unless you've conducted experiments with domesticating animals over hundreds/thousands of years and then releasing them back into the wild, you're not really in a position to make that argument.

Oh, and being that I'm at work, I'll refrain from looking at another of your masked links for now.

By the way, which one is the real you?

Originally posted by j_lee:

By the way, which one is the real you?

Hey! I know you! You're that famous laptop thief, aren't you?

Don't your efforts to be strange and random ever become tedious?