We could head to South Carolina for supplies and blow him up piece by piece with daisy-chained M-80's and bottle rockets.
Ideas for a spectacular onstage death?
I think Indiana has the best fireworks around. I got "firecrackers" that were pinkie sized. When you lit them all off it was more like gang warfare than pop-pop-pop.
Have you thought about the rest of the band members getting chain saws and chopping him up on stage. Then get the tree shredder and pull a "Fargo".
Have you thought about the rest of the band members getting chain saws and chopping him up on stage. Then get the tree shredder and pull a "Fargo".
Rhode Island has the best indoor fireworks display!
How 'bout a sexual hanging Naked Lunch style?
I think that would be good, don't you, Mr. Pharmacist?
I think that would be good, don't you, Mr. Pharmacist?
Sounds good, I'm planning on renting "Seven" tonight for some ideas.
Originally posted by green door:good luck finding the mugwump. i hear they're expensive, this time of year.
How 'bout a sexual hanging Naked Lunch style?
I think that would be good, don't you, Mr. Pharmacist?
I have three words for you: "chemicals" and "melting flesh." If you get the right stuff, his guitar will melt, too, so that he and his music will become one beautiful pile of slime.
We could take him out like the guy that got locked in the storage room when the nerve gas canister broke in "The Rock".
I don't know if I can get ahold of enough hazmat suits to hand out to the teeming masses in time for tomorrow's show though.
Hmmm………
I do like the melting guitar angle though.
I don't know if I can get ahold of enough hazmat suits to hand out to the teeming masses in time for tomorrow's show though.
Hmmm………
I do like the melting guitar angle though.
Tonight is the night for the death extravaganza.
Right on. I gotta go buy some film.
Right on. I gotta go buy some film.