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Originally posted by sweetcell:You're right, this guitar DOES smell just like Brian Eno's ass!
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So Sleepy…
Originally posted by sweetcell:Oh how I could just crack him in the face with the neck of my guitar for writing such boring music.
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MindCage
Mindless Faith
Deep6 Productions
"my guitar is pretty, right? eddie van halen told me it was."
"i will continue to wear this jacket, like i did in rolling stone, until somebody tells me, "hey jerkoff, who you trying to be, the next adam ant?"
"i will continue to wear this jacket, like i did in rolling stone, until somebody tells me, "hey jerkoff, who you trying to be, the next adam ant?"
Originally posted by sweetcell:"Just comb it over and swirl it around and no one should notice for awhile."
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
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Originally posted by sweetcell:I wish I'd spent the money on a boob-job instead of this lousy wig.
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Originally posted by sweetcell:You know it's bad when your own music puts you to sleep….
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Originally posted by sweetcell:Where's General Tso? I want to thank him for his tasty chicken.
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Originally posted by sweetcell:"Mexicans are some of the hardest working Americans out there, and they do such amazing things with rice."
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I live in Julian's America.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
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Originally posted by econo:
I live in Julian's America.
It's good that I have my own office when I read something like that. Fantastic stuff.
"I'm evil Santa…..bwahahahhahhahahha"
Originally posted by sweetcell:
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laura: "no, really, it's only this big!"
w: "yeah, but girth is where it's at - it's this thick! yeehaw!!!"
couple in front: does its best to ignore the two whack-jobs behind them.
w: "yeah, but girth is where it's at - it's this thick! yeehaw!!!"
couple in front: does its best to ignore the two whack-jobs behind them.