L'Shana Tova

To everyone celebrating :)
You're 20 minutes too late. I just sent my Jewish staff home for the weekend and I couldn't think of what I was supposed to tell them as they were going out the door.

Can you be little faster on Oct. 1?
happy new year…
Right on brothers and sisters.
Jewish Holidays
for Hipsters.
BY MICHAEL SCHULMAN

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