What the hell is going on here?

ummm? kosmo?

wakefield high school
where one of my kids attends and is about 2 blocks from my house has had quite a fucking week

https://www.arlnow.com/2023/02/02/breaking-wakefield-high-school-reportedly-in-lockdown-amid-police-presence/

14 yr old overdoes in school
https://www.arlnow.com/2023/01/31/breaking-police-presence-at-wakefield-high-school-after-reported-overdoses/

Have you considered the possibility your child is a drug dealer?

When they leave, do they tell you they're "splittin'"?

Do they say "man" a lot?

if only your school had received $5.1 billion to teach critical race theory, none of this would have happened…

When other youths are over your house, do they call your child "Mr Candyman" and ask them for a "big rock of cocaine"?

Is your child's room full of guns they and their associates have used to murder rival drug dealers?

Do they stay up late and are hard to get up in the morning?

^^ Answering yes to any of these questions could be a sign your child is selling drugs at their school.

Julian, wrote:
Do they stay up late and are hard to get up in the morning?

shit, my 9-year-old daughter is dealin', clearly has been all her life.  gonna hafta bring the hammer down when she gets home today: time for LOCKDOWN.

Julian, wrote:
Do they say "man" a lot?

Brah, they say Brah a lot

Sidehaaatch wrote:

Julian, wrote:
Do they say "man" a lot?

Brah, they say Brah a lot

This can mean two things; listen for context. Compare "Are you wearing a wire?" with "Are you wearing an underwire?".

Myracle Brah easily one of the best power pop bands ever…

Justin wrote:

Sidehaaatch wrote:

Julian, wrote:
Do they say "man" a lot?

Brah, they say Brah a lot

This can mean two things; listen for context. Compare "Are you wearing a wire?" with "Are you wearing an underwire?".

Oh, Bravo.