smokin a j in the club...is it ok?

alright well now I know, thanks for the info-

wait a minute . . . didn't your last post, reggie, say "love the sarcasm walkonby"? now it says something different.

i think i need to lay of the j's

While we're having this discussion, does anyone know how lax the club is on clubbing baby seals inside the venue? Also, can I bring my Bengalese White tiger? He's over 21.

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
clubbing baby seals inside the venue?

That is not illegal, so the club is fine with that.

does he got a fat wallet? the club only allows 21 or older with fat wallets.

Originally posted by walkonby:
does he got a fat mullet? the club only allows 21 or older with fat mullets.

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and their caps on backwards.

go sigma sigma joint.

so, what are the odds this guy posts the day after the show complaining about staff taking away his stash?

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
so, what are the odds this guy posts the day after the show complaining about staff taking away his stash?

so just what does the staff do with said stash.
after party at seth's?

Originally posted by SalParadise:
you're probably better off in the parking lot. i'd imagine they're pretty strict inside the venue.

And strict in the parking lot too so you may want to avoid that. But then again as long as you kill the blondes outside the club it's cool. Just don't stab them inside. Very important to remember this.

Originally posted by walkonby:
so just what does the staff do with said stash.
after party at seth's?

Halo night.

here is the honest truth about smoking, you bunch of weed heads. eigth or ninth street is your best bet. watch for parked cops in the howard parking lot, near the mcdonalds. they also like to park on ninth street, just sitting there. NEVER in the parking lot. if you do smoke on the street, watch out for the black guys who break into people cars. not trying to be racist here, but every shady person i've ever seen wandering around the club, with a look of "i don't have a ticket to the show," is a black male, and will chase you down if they smell your pot. if that happens, just say, look, it's jay-z coming out of the back of the club, and run the other way.

The honest truth is – if you have to ask, then you are probably one of those people who aren't very bright about it and will likely get caught anyway.

If you were smart about it, you wouldn't have to ask because you would know how to do it in such a way that it wouldn't matter whether there was some "unofficial" policy or not.

i'm surprised this guy stuck around long enough to get a straight answer out of anyone…usually the nutters on this board scare people of his type off after one post. And that's why i love this place :D

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
some "unofficial" policy or not.

its the weed handshake.

The solution is to make brownies.

Originally posted by Sir HC:
The solution is to make brownies.

ya, buddy. just make sure you make them extra spicy, and hand them out to the unexpected.

Originally posted by reggie05:
what is the unofficial policy on sparking say a j in the club? Or what about toking in the car in the parking garage beforehand?

Since no one really gave an honest or non-sarcastic answer I'll be the straight laced one who responds.

Official 9:30 Policy is this: Illegal Drug Use Will Not Be Tolerated.

You will be asked to leave the venue.

This applies to the 9:30 parking lot as well. If you are seen partaking in such illegal activities prior to entering the club, you will be refused entry into the venue.

that's the un-official policy as well.
case closed