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Devendra's Dong?

nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Devendra's Dong? September 25, 2008 at 09:31 PM UTC #
Wanna see it? Check out Pitchfork.

Also, if anyone but Better clicks on this…GAAAAAYYYY.
azaghal1981
Joined: June 17, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 12035
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 25, 2008 at 09:43 PM UTC #
As if sitting through his awful music wasn't bad enough…
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6500
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 25, 2008 at 09:59 PM UTC #
BURN.

Originally posted by azaghal1981:
As if sitting through his awful music wasn't bad enough…
bunnyman
Joined: November 19, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5542
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 25, 2008 at 10:14 PM UTC #
There's certain information I just don't need to have. This is one example. ICK. And no, I didn't go looking for it. That guy is hella nasty.
RustyOrgan
Joined: August 02, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1518
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 01:20 PM UTC #
I wish i looked that good naked.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 02:07 PM UTC #
On the bright side, looking at his hog is the closest any of us will get to screwing Natalie Portman.
brokensocscene
Joined: December 12, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 9016
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 02:23 PM UTC #
I'm sure it looks nice when it's erect and hard. Who wants a soft penis anyway??
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 03:05 PM UTC #
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
Who wants a soft penis anyway??
You have the bracelet too?
brokensocscene
Joined: December 12, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 9016
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 03:28 PM UTC #
It's on loan to Charlie. I bet it'll look good on your… :D

Originally posted by Relaxer:
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
Who wants a soft penis anyway??
You have the bracelet too?
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 03:36 PM UTC #
…on my wrist, correct. And thank you, it does look rather smart. I look to it for inspiration every day, and it guides me through any emotional crossroads or moral dilemmas I may encounter, such as whether to choose the path to enlightenment or riches or what my priorities are when faced with true sacrifice like ass-to-mouth.
DeathFromAbove1979
Joined: November 29, 2006 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5038
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 05:03 PM UTC #
I was texted yesterday informing me him and My boo Natalie had split.

Sucks for him I guess.

And I'll pass on seeing his dog.
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: Devendra's Dong? September 26, 2008 at 11:58 PM UTC #
Originally posted by nkotb:
Wanna see it? Check out Pitchfork.

Also, if anyone but Better clicks on this…GAAAAAYYYY.
I've been meaning to ask, who or what is Better? Is it an Axl Rose reference? That must be it. God hell I'm smart.
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