10 Questions for Sacriforce

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Three men go to stay at a motel, and the man at the desk charges them $30.00 for a room. They split the cost ten dollars each. Later the manager tells the desk man that he overcharged the men, that the actual cost should have been $25.00. The manager gives the bellboy $5.00 and tells him to give it to the men.
The bellboy, however, decides to cheat the men and pockets $2.00, giving each of the men only one dollar.

Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in the room and 3 x $9.00 = $27.00. The bellboy has pocketed $2.00. $27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00 - so where is the missing $1.00?

tucked neatly tween thine buttcheecks perhaps?

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Two trains leave at the same time but from different cities. One train is traveling west at 120 mph while the other is traveling east at 100 mph.

Assuming the trains are traveling on opposite but parallel tracks, and the two cities from which they leave are 440 miles apart, how long will it take before they meet?

not too long but longer than you'd normally expect

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Nope. Can it be found at one of your events?

Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Have you ever had the syph?

no darlin.
you?

Feel free to come and check

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Three men go to stay at a motel, and the man at the desk charges them $30.00 for a room. They split the cost ten dollars each. Later the manager tells the desk man that he overcharged the men, that the actual cost should have been $25.00. The manager gives the bellboy $5.00 and tells him to give it to the men.
The bellboy, however, decides to cheat the men and pockets $2.00, giving each of the men only one dollar.

Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in the room and 3 x $9.00 = $27.00. The bellboy has pocketed $2.00. $27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00 - so where is the missing $1.00?

I LOLed and I know the answer. :)

If SACRIFORCE holds an event, and no one shows up, did it really happen?

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Three men go to stay at a motel, and the man at the desk charges them $30.00 for a room. They split the cost ten dollars each. Later the manager tells the desk man that he overcharged the men, that the actual cost should have been $25.00. The manager gives the bellboy $5.00 and tells him to give it to the men.
The bellboy, however, decides to cheat the men and pockets $2.00, giving each of the men only one dollar.

Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in the room and 3 x $9.00 = $27.00. The bellboy has pocketed $2.00. $27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00 - so where is the missing $1.00?

Nothing is missing. The guys paid $27, not $29 ($25 for the actual room + $2 the bellboy took) and got $3 returned.

Originally posted by thatguy:
all things equal (cost, upkeep, etc), would you rather have a helper monkey, or a helper robot?

Sacriforce/Fitsum – I am still awaiting an answer on this.

Who was the fifth Beatle?

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
Who was the fifth Beatle?

Brian Epstein or Pete Best

Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
do you realize that happiness makes you cry?

I wouldnt know ;P

Originally posted by thatguy:
all things equal (cost, upkeep, etc), would you rather have a helper monkey, or a helper robot?

robot. if all else fails, the parts can be repurposed and/or sold

Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
Brian Epstein or Pete Best

Wrong!

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:

Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
Brian Epstein or Pete Best

Wrong!

William Campbell (aka Billy Shears)

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
William Campbell (aka Billy Shears)

Incorrect!

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
Who was the fifth Beatle?

clarence walker, the sax player.

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
clarence walker, the sax player.

Still wrong, but you're getting closer.

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
clarence walker, the sax player.

Still wrong, but you're getting closer.

nah man, i've got their early recordings. play it backwards and you can hear john say: "hey paul, let's kick clarence out of the band and steal all his good ideas." clear as day.

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
Who was the fifth Beatle?

Your mom?

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Your mom?

McCartney has, in an past interview, fingered somebody specifically. And no, it wasn't my mother.

Stuart Sutcliffe

or

Jesus