The Cowboy Hat Rule

I just saw another person wearing a cowboy hat. There should be a rule:

NO COWBOY HATS EAST OF OKLAHOMA!

Has the Dupester got:

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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
I just saw another person wearing a cowboy hat. There should be a rule:

NO COWBOY HATS EAST OF OKLAHOMA!

Please, can we include cowboy boots with that rule?

And why do they walk like they've just shit in their pants when they wear those god-awful things?

Agreed. Of course we shouldnt allow european football jerseys around these parts either.

my boss just ordered a whole load of cowboy hats to sell in the store………

when i asked her why she said the gay guys will love them……….

yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw………….

I remember the first time Dwight Yoakam played the 930 and a goodly line of people were waiting to get in when I drove by; every one of them turned to check me out closely with some trepidation as my car approached… you could tell they were nervous about standing out on V St with their big stupid cowboy hats on

Originally posted by saco:
Agreed. Of course we shouldnt allow european football jerseys around these parts either.

hmmmm, interesting point. S. American footie jerseys are just tacky, but European ones are a little more tasteful.

HEY! They're a lot more tasteful than NASCAR jackets and runny-catchy jerseys….and what about basketball vests? It's a fucking vest! Put a shirt over it for crying out loud!

What about Fan Pants?

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Originally posted by poorlulu:
my boss just ordered a whole load of cowboy hats to sell in the store………

when i asked her why she said the gay guys will love them……….

Then tell your boss to stock Sammy too!

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
I just saw another person wearing a cowboy hat. There should be a rule:

NO COWBOY HATS EAST OF OKLAHOMA!

i don't think east/west is the appropriate designation . . .rather, it would be more of an l shape, going down the mississippi, and going east between arkansas and missouri, north to tennesse and kentucky, then going straight east somewhere in southern virginia to the ocean. oh, and none in florida.

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
i don't think east/west is the appropriate designation . . .rather, it would be more of an l shape, going down the mississippi, and going east between arkansas and missouri, north to tennesse and kentucky, then going straight east somewhere in southern virginia to the ocean. oh, and none in florida.

Gettin' a bit technical, aren't we?

I think cowboy hats and boots look sexy on the right person.

Of course, if you're stocky/fat and lacking nice legs/a pretty or handsome face (I think this accounts for most people on the board), they will look stupid on you instead of sexy.

Clint and Rhett are sitting in a tree,
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.


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I have an old straw boater I'm thinking of breaking out, now that seersucker has made a comeback.

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I thought it was hilarious when John Roderick of the Long Winters commented that, "I lived in DC during the first Bush administration, and there were always lots of guys who walked around with blue buttoned up oxfords and short hair. I see those guys ar all back in town." (my friend who was clad in said shirt and hair was a bit embarrassed)

In terms of fashion, DC has got to be the most boring, conventional, conformist major city in the whole world. I say bring on the cowboy hats, or anything else that might add some fashion diversity in this city.

Originally posted by ballsnotbeats:
I say bring on the cowboy hats, or anything else that might add some fashion diversity in this city.

I highly recommend the mullet. Nothing demonstrates high-brow fashion like a finely accessorized mullet:

http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets512/37.jpg

or

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/02_fuck_you_1/folsom/locked.jpg

There will be a substantial number of mullets at the S-K show.

Originally posted by saco:
Agreed. Of course we shouldnt allow european football jerseys around these parts either.

And what about Easter bonnets in the office? Blech.

Originally posted by ballsnotbeats:
or anything else that might add some fashion diversity in this city.

I think fashion can be divided into three easy categories. Good, Bland and Bad.

Substituting bad for bland does not equal good.


Grotty, Is that a picture of Rhett?

I never equated you with the word "dandy". Will you be leaving us for the barbershop quartet bulletin boards?

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
I have an old straw boater I'm thinking of breaking out, now that seersucker has made a comeback.