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walkonby
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paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 07:41 PM UTC #
so, did paris say yes to paris because of his name, and she wouldn't have to think too hard of what it is, or of the fact that together, they stand to inherit close to six to seven billion dollars? it must of been that burger ad, since paris clearly likes her meat between the buns.
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Re: paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 07:42 PM UTC #
They are going to name all of their offspring Paris, just like George Foreman did!
Venerable Bede
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Re: paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 07:58 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
They are going to name all of their offspring Paris, just like George Foreman did!
i didn't know george foreman named his kids paris.
walkonby
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Re: paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 08:06 PM UTC #
i'd love to use her grill
godsshoeshine
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Re: paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 08:42 PM UTC #
its because the jokes write themselves
beetsnotbeats
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Re: paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 11:19 PM UTC #
Little Paris Smith
Lovely name for a girl is Paris Smith
Baby Paris Smith
Don't repeat my mistakes Paris Smith

Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
Paris you heard

Little Paris Smith one day you'll have a job
Yes Paris Smith
Baby Paris Smith don't you grow up a snob
No Paris Smith

Paris : There are benefits to syncopated motion
Paris : Which no high falutin' double talk can show - Paris
Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
Paris you heard

"Paris Smith" by Prefab Sprout
grotty
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Re: paris pleases paris May 31, 2005 at 11:56 PM UTC #
Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
Little Paris Smith
Lovely name for a girl is Paris Smith
Baby Paris Smith
Don't repeat my mistakes Paris Smith

Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
Paris you heard

Little Paris Smith one day you'll have a job
Yes Paris Smith
Baby Paris Smith don't you grow up a snob
No Paris Smith

Paris : There are benefits to syncopated motion
Paris : Which no high falutin' double talk can show - Paris
Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
Paris you heard

"Paris Smith" by Prefab Sprout
That's Hot
walkonby
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Re: paris pleases paris June 01, 2005 at 06:56 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
Omaha Hilton sounds like a nice name. <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage22/7.gif" alt=" - " />
isn't that a version of texas hold-em, where you show everything you got?
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