My Uzi weighs a tonne

That's not an Uzi.

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This's an Uzi.

I know, full well, the difference between a chick with an uzi and Saddam Husseins gold-plated AK-47. <img src="http://dis.shef.ac.uk/mark/trivia/links/stuff/Pedant.gif" alt=" - " />

too good to go unseen…………….

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ouch

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