Fantasy Presidency!

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Suppose you suddenly found yourself in the oval office, in the hot seat, with fingers near the button? You the man(or woman)! Now pick your cabinet assignments. It's fantasy Formula-1, except with politics instead of BMWs. Go apeshit. Who do you choose? Dave Grohl for veep? Eddie Van Halen for defense? Go for it!
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VICE PRESIDENT:

SEC. DEFENSE:

NATL. SEC. ADVISOR:

HEAD OF CIA:

HEAD OF FBI:

SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3):

ATTORNEY GENERAL:

DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY:

SURGEON GENERAL:

INTERIOR SECRETARY:

CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE:

VICE PRESIDENT: Chuck Norris

SEC. DEFENSE: Steven Segal

NATL. SEC. ADVISOR: Hypatia Lee

HEAD OF CIA: Bobcat Goldthwait

HEAD OF FBI: Leslie Neilsen

SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3): Judge Judy

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Mr.Ed

DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY: James Gandolfini

SURGEON GENERAL: Al Franken

CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE: Pete Rose

VICE PRESIDENT: howard stern

SEC. DEFENSE: tom clancy

NATL. SEC. ADVISOR: james earl jones

HEAD OF CIA: lil john

HEAD OF FBI: gary the retard

SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3): a smoker/drunk, NRA rep., a crazy homeless guy who knows only 17 real words

ATTORNEY GENERAL: johnny cockrin

DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY: snoop dogg

SURGEON GENERAL: denis leary

INTERIOR SECRETARY: a new hot chick each week. which i will decide on every sunday

CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE: trey parker and matt stone