Bored??

Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
fiery furnaces
( 119 000 results)

versus

slow painful death
( 377 000 results)

The winner is: slow painful death
HAAAA ha ha. I didn't think you could top GBV v. Wilco. I should have known better….!
Jam Bands
(1 040 000 results)

versus

Power Pop
(7 000 000 results)

Oh yes, my friends, Power Pop rules supreme.
Rob Gee (324,000)

Versus

Sonick (6,100)


Rob Gee the winner in a landslide.
my name:626
my wife's name:54
Henry Rollins
( 186 000 results)

versus

Glenn Danzig
( 53 300 results)

The winner is: Henry Rollins
smart but ugly
(415000)

vs

pretty but dumb
(761000)

even google is shallow
believe it or not…

rocky balboa
(42500)

vs.

apollo creed
(47900)

apollo creed wins in Rocky I AND googlefight!
Football game i'm going to tomorrow:

WVU
(759 000)

versus

JMU
(612 000)


The winner is: WVU

Even google points out the obvious.
joe (41 600 000 results)

versus

the volcano (2 270 000 results)


The winner is: joe
short shorts
(2 020 000 results)

versus

hot pants
(3 110 000 results)


The winner is: hot pants

aye the hot pants
horse porn
(1 450 000 results)


versus


my little pony
( 850 000 results)


The winner is:    horse porn   

aye the horse porn.
dammit…………..

lovely fattening food
( 6 880 results)


versus


diet and excercise
( 51 800 results)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…………….

 


alcoholism
(1 590 000 results)


versus


sobriety
( 439 000 results)
owls
(1 080 000 results)

versus

hooters
( 978 000 results)

i love this….sex clobberd masturbation…

bleeding through
(1 070 000 results)

versus

all of your shitty bands put together
( 80 800 results)
mac
(53 700 000 results)

versus

microsoft
(0 results)

damn, well we know what google really likes to use
rhymesayers
( 16 700 results)

versus

definitive jux
( 41 700 results)
nuggets
(1 350 000 results)

versus

pebbles
( 611 000 results)


beatles
(5 380 000 results)

versus

jesus
(5 050 000 results)

Once again John was right!