carter's mattressaster of bling blingable fire

hi, i like to drive my 2004 escadale in florida for photo shoots, with my "guy" friend, and i promise i don't sleep with the photographers, because nobody knows i'm gay, and then you know, j'ho's new video was on the in-dash, plasma fourty-two inch, dvd combo, and then there was this mattress in the road. i thought, "oh my god . . . how did they know i wanted to pull over with my "guy" friend" and show em my back boy moves? then my mom called, trying to take my money again, so i just ran over that silly billy mattress . . . then my car exploded. god, i knew i was flaming hot, but this is incredible. justin will be so f*&cking jealous.
or for something even more amusing, this kid is playing the next day after gwar, at rechter. i just know that oderus will have a comment on that one.
What in the hell are you talking about?

Please tell me you left yourself signed in and some friend of yours is playing pranks on you with your board account?
didn't you hear that a. carter ran over a mattress yesterday in florida with his suv, and the thing blew up, and he barely got away??

those famous people are so amusing.
Originally posted by walkonby:
didn't you hear that a. carter ran over a mattress yesterday in florida with his suv, and the thing blew up, and he barely got away??

those famous people are so amusing.
I did hear that, but I guess I didn't realize that you were referring to that in your first post.
it's ok.
Originally posted by walkonby:
it's ok.
Thanks. I will get over it, it was just late on a Friday afternoon…..
peak, stupid.
Blow, wrote:
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.
Julian, wrote:
Blow, wrote:
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.


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Blow, wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Blow, wrote:
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.


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HE HAS RETURNED!! HOSANNA IN EXCELSUS!!
One down, one to go
I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth
Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth


The old me, would have said, sex with elementary school teachers, but the new me, would just say . . . none, kind sir.
Blow, wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Blow, wrote:
peak, stupid.
WALKIE?? Is that you?? Type out a message to me in morse code using commas.


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walkies is a lover, not a fighter


Blow, wrote:
Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
I’m not sure I believe this is him

Name a sport you were an active participant in your youth


The old me, would have said, sex with elementary school teachers, but the new me, would just say . . . none, kind sir.