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Litterbugs should all die. Be they on the left, on the right, or politically apathetic.

I thought it was funny when my wife chased down a girl who had thrown her Kentucky Fried Chicken box on the ground in Adams-Morgan, and told her, "Here, I think you dropped something."


Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
In all fairness, though, this is something people of all political persuasion do. The anti-choicers littered my neighborhood with signs, too, at their annual anti-Roe v. Wade marchy-poo.

Originally posted by My Balls Can DJ:
I went running on the Mall at lunch, and there were thousands of signs, littered everywhere.

I wish the slobs who left their signs would have taken them with them and saved them for the next rally, so a whole 'nuther round of trees won't have to be cut down.
Originally posted by My Balls Can DJ:
I thought it was funny when my wife chased down a girl who had thrown her Kentucky Fried Chicken box on the ground in Adams-Morgan, and told her, "Here, I think you dropped something."
I did that from my car a few weeks ago – at a red light on U street a woman opened her door and just dropped a Burger King bag on the street. I honked, flashed my lights. When she didn't react, I got out, ran up & picked it up, handed it to her through her window and said, "Ma'am, I think you dropped this." She was STUNNED and didn't say a word to me.
Way to go!

It's just sad that people do shit like that, for no apparent reason than to just be assholes.

Originally posted by Bags:
Originally posted by My Balls Can DJ:
I thought it was funny when my wife chased down a girl who had thrown her Kentucky Fried Chicken box on the ground in Adams-Morgan, and told her, "Here, I think you dropped something."
I did that from my car a few weeks ago – at a red light on U street a woman opened her door and just dropped a Burger King bag on the street. I honked, flashed my lights. When she didn't react, I got out, ran up & picked it up, handed it to her through her window and said, "Ma'am, I think you dropped this." She was STUNNED and didn't say a word to me.
Originally posted by My Balls Can DJ:
I thought it was funny when my wife chased down a girl who had thrown her Kentucky Fried Chicken box on the ground in Adams-Morgan, and told her, "Here, I think you dropped something."
I nearly got the crap kicked out of me when I did that on the BART in Berkeley a few months back. This guy in a suit was reading some 10 page print out of a web page and when he got to his stop he left it on his seat. I was getting off so I grabbed it and hurriedly ran up to him to let him know that he left it on the train (faking concern on my face). He told me that he left it there on purpose! So I said "Actually, I know, that's why I'm giving it back. Nobody asked you to leave it there for them." Everybody on the escalator laughed at him, so he said "I'll see you at the top funny guy."

Thankfully when I got there, everybody else on the escalator was standing there looking at him like "what are you going to do, jackass?" and he relented.
Yeah, Smack, I thought of that later. In 2004, that's the way people get shot. Still, at the time, it was an uncontrollable impulse to embarrass and confront.
Originally posted by Bags:
Yeah, Smack, I thought of that later. In 2004, that's the way people get shot. Still, at the time, it was an uncontrollable impulse to embarrass and confront.
Oh, it didn't stop me. I did it again this weekend when a guy who was less than 3 feet from a trash can (and illegally double parked) threw a balled up piece of paper out of his window. So I grabbed it, got his attention and leaned over to the trash can and yelled "Now was that so fucking hard?" in a crowd of people.

He promptly rolled his window up, drove around the block and picked the person he was waiting for up on the next time around. We were still there laughing about it and he gave me the bird and drove off. Gee, sorry to embarrass you but you really did it yourself.
That's why my wife picked someone who was a foot shorter than her. Still, there were two of them and only one of her…well there was me, but I'm not the most intimidating guy in the world.
I did that once by my old place in Adams Morgan– some guy threw a soda bottle out his open window at a red light. I walked over and handed it back to him through the window, "I think you dropped this." He threw it back at me. I handed it back to him. He got out of his car. I used my usual, "what are you going to do, hit a girl? dude, I *live* here. go litter in your own neighborhood." woah, was i glad the light changed at that point.
chimbly, were you in the W. Post recently? Or is that a forum gag I fell for….
Originally posted by My Balls Can DJ:
That's why my wife picked someone who was a foot shorter than her. Still, there were two of them and only one of her…
there were actually two chicks and a guy, plus they were black and you know the brothas and sistas be packin' heat…
Originally posted by Ball Girl:
there were actually two chicks and a guy, plus they were black and you know the brothas and sistas be packin' heat…
good thing you're like Wonder Woman

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vansmack: The Bernard Goetz of San Fran!
Originally posted by Bollocks:
Originally posted by My Balls Can DJ:
[QB] http://abc.go.com/primetime/thepractice/bios/camryn_manheim.html

she looks like she could steamroll three pro-lifers at a time.




What's your fascination with making fun of heavy people?
they are called fat people, not "heavy people"
ok, ok, now everyone knows who i am…

yes, i had a letter published about bikey stuff.

sidenote– if you get an OpEd or Close to Home published, they pay you $75! Note to self: write for the Post more.

Originally posted by Bags:
chimbly, were you in the W. Post recently? Or is that a forum gag I fell for….
I wish there was some way to pick up those nasty loogies that disgusting pigs hack out the car at lights, and then throw them back in their faces…I must see that happen at least once per commute.

The biggest culprits??? Black women!!
Are loogies the same thing as snotballs?
I think public spitting in the city is absolutely disgusting. I've seen goons blow snot out of their noses while walking down the street, covering one nostril and blowing out the other. Makes me wretch!
Originally posted by Ball Girl:
I think public spitting in the city is absolutely disgusting. I've seen goons blow snot out of their noses while walking down the street, covering one nostril and blowing out the other. Makes me wretch!
How the hell do they do that? I tried it once when I was playing footie…the snot went all over my shirt.

I could never be a hockey player either…have you noticed how they all spit over the wall onto the ice when they're on the bench? I'd have to steer well clear of that part of the ice incase I slipped and fell in all that nasty spit.

Seriously though, I agree, spitting is disgusting. I got a fly in my mouth cycling on Sunday and felt disgusted at myself for having to spit that thing out, even though there wasn't anybody near me for miles…..I suppose spitting is just another thing that pisses me off.
Originally posted by Bollocks:
I got a fly in my mouth cycling on Sunday and felt disgusted at myself for having to spit that thing out, even though there wasn't anybody near me for miles…..I suppose spitting is just another thing that pisses me off.
Well, spitting on a trail or in the country while doing something sporty is a bit more acceptable…it's the slobs that do it on the city streets where there are tons of peds in close proximity that are really bad…

But, it sounds like alot of things piss you off. Me too…I am trying to make an effort to let fewer things bother me.
there is someone in my neighborhood who must have an eating disorder or something. On occasion, while i'm out running, i'll come across a pile of puke in the middle of sidewalk. Right now its just every once and a while…but last summer all the way through to the holidays there was a new pile of puke every day. In the summer, it stank and then crusted onto the sidewalk..in the winter it iced over and i slipped on it once. Totally gross!!!