Best ANTI-FOLK Song Ever...

Please complete the following sentence:

The best Anti-Folk song ever is…{your reply here}
No LSD Tonight by Jeffrey Lewis
or
Mozzarella Swastikas by Adam Green
does the folk implosion count?
Way off……

Its either Seattle by Jeffrey Lewis

or

Bluebirds by Adam Green.
Almost any of Ani Difranco's lame songs would turn me anti-folk.

Fortunately, there is a lot of good folk music out there, so I'm pro-folk.
Protest Song by Neil Innes