I apologize in advance if this is a double post. I don't remember seeing it. Cracked me up though:
Dress for Sale
Dress for Sale
Your Fiancée would be stoked
That is classic!!
The funniest part is the comments he makes at the bottom…for example;
Holy Moly!
The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck! Not the new shiny black full-size 4-wheel-drive American pick-up that I had to part with, but the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke.
The funniest part is the comments he makes at the bottom…for example;
Holy Moly!
The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck! Not the new shiny black full-size 4-wheel-drive American pick-up that I had to part with, but the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke.
that's hilarious…….
i can't believe it's at 25 grand………….
i can't believe it's at 25 grand………….
A co-worker showed me this yesterday. CLASSIC.
This was hysterical:
One email was from Scotland. Itâ??s a good thing he wrote it because I wouldnâ??t be able to understand a word he said. Never did get through Braveheart.
And this:
This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.
This was hysterical:
One email was from Scotland. Itâ??s a good thing he wrote it because I wouldnâ??t be able to understand a word he said. Never did get through Braveheart.
And this:
This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.
I like this part:
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh… Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh… Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
Only 40 minutes left.
And it's down to $6,500 now. What happened to the $25K bid?
And it's down to $6,500 now. What happened to the $25K bid?